Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Maps are music.

When is music?

[Caradìlis]

Never and always...

Where is life?

[Jubal]

Wherever it wants to be.

Guitars - why?

[Caradìlis]

Because paper, that's why.

What is a blanket?

[Jubal]

A hyperdimensional non-euclidean manifold of FLUFF AND EXCELLENCE that also eats people sometimes.

Why is light not heavy?

[Caradìlis]

It is actually, it's just too fast to stay on the scale for long enough to be measured.

Why does wood burn?

[Tusky]

Wood is made up of a perfectly aligned array of matches - like electrons in a battery. Similarly when wood burns and expends it's energy the matches become misaligned, which gives it it's black appearance.

If you plant a wig, would a human head grow?

[Jubal]

No, that's how the terrifying carnivorous wig-wigs are made. You fool, you've doomed us all!

What do penguins do on tuesdays?

[Caradìlis]

They build rockets and travel to the moon.

Where does the moon go every day?

[Jubal]

Bognor Regis.

Where do I find the sword of Gooraglag the gorlificant?

[Caradìlis]

He swallowed it for a dare...

What are cookies?

[Jubal]

Light and truth and holiness brought in their purest form to earth.

When did the dawn end?

[Caradìlis]

713 AD.

Why is chocolate?

[Tusky]

Chocolate was first accidentally created by the incans. It was then known as chocl'ot and believed to be the droppings of the great god choxlotl. They used it as a tincture to calm the elderly when they became excessively unruly.


You cannot saw the sea with a seesaw, that is ludicrous. So my question is: What CAN you saw with a seesaw?

[Caradìlis]

Eyes.

Who is research?