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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #990 on: April 06, 2018, 09:49:23 AM »
No idea, but the ENTIRE Royal Navy is looking for it...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #991 on: April 06, 2018, 10:35:30 AM »
There is an elephant in your flat, let's not talk about it...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #992 on: April 06, 2018, 03:24:59 PM »

You have not eaten enough yogurt so your limbs are lacking the required calcium. Or possibly too much calcium and are having an overdose.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #993 on: April 06, 2018, 05:12:17 PM »
Yes, but don't give them any more than 20% of the total bill.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #994 on: April 06, 2018, 06:29:31 PM »
Absolutely, why else do you think we hold monthly gatherings by the side of forest lakes under the full moon? Demon worship? Tsk...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #995 on: April 06, 2018, 06:35:49 PM »
Who said that?

What question should I ask?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #996 on: April 06, 2018, 07:54:59 PM »
You just asked one.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #997 on: April 07, 2018, 05:52:23 PM »
Curtains are there to obscure the debauched nighttime activities of the window.


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #998 on: April 07, 2018, 05:57:23 PM »
Love can be found at a rather pleasant botanical garden down the road, if you bothered to look. It can be found in many forms, some of those forms include insects.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #999 on: April 07, 2018, 07:46:41 PM »
You don't. Time does not exist, therefore the passage of it is of no relevance...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1000 on: April 07, 2018, 07:48:48 PM »
Diaries of a madman.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1001 on: April 07, 2018, 07:53:00 PM »
Yes, why else do you think Joffrey choked on one?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1002 on: April 08, 2018, 06:07:13 PM »
Of course not you fool. Although, like a blueberry, you are in fact edible.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1003 on: April 08, 2018, 06:37:45 PM »
Those things guys use to protect their junk.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1004 on: April 08, 2018, 06:56:39 PM »
Ironically, global warming.

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