Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

Occasionally

Do several turkeys gobble more than several greedy people

[Jubal]

Only on a stormy Thursday.

Which way does the eagle fly on the first morning of spring?

[Caradìlis]

Far away from whatever this madness is...

Why don't birds swim in the sky and fish fly in the sea?

[Jubal]

Because they live in fear of the Rat-demon Agalba'thauth, who condemns such breaches of the dark order he has smothered the world with like a vengeful cloud.

Why aren't more people talking about the encroaching menace of the Rat-demon Agalba'thauth?

[Caradìlis]

Because the lion does not concern himself with the opinions of the sheep.

Why can't my head be full of work/study stuff instead of GoT quotes?

[comrade_general]

Because swords are fun.

Why am I so unlucky?

[Caradìlis]

Because all the luck is mine and I'm not sharing!

Why are beds so comfy if you're not allowed to stay in them?

[Tusky]

It's a cruel trick played on us by bed companies

How come Yeti's get all the fun?

[Jubal]

Because Yetis run all of the evil bed companies.

What sort of companies do sasquatches work for?

[Caradìlis]

Sassy Squash Companies.

Shouldn't I be studying?

[Tusky]

Yes. But only for 5 seconds, then come back.

Why is it when I conduct an orchestra I hear music, but when I conduct a study the study makes no sound?

[Caradìlis]

You're conducting the wrong studies... I had to move my experiment to a remote island because the neighbours were starting to get suspicious...

What is salt?

[comrade_general]

A mild form of crystal meth.

But why is the rum gone?

[Caradìlis]

I drank it.

Sea turtles?

[comrade_general]

Land tortoises.

Are you the police?