Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Tusky]

Red can't be yellow any more, it was a tricky breakup

Could an army doing the conga with conkers conquer tonga any longer?

[Jubal]

No, but Zaire is fair game.

Why is it a bad idea to tell untruths to a pygmy jerboa?

[Caradìlis]

Because any lie you tell will come back to haunt you one day.

Am I who I was and will I be who I am?

[comrade_general]

You are what you eat.

I know you are but what am I?

[Caradìlis]

Apparently you're 100% Prine Angus Beef...

Soooo... I am nothing?

[Jubal]

Were you who you are, you would be who you were so long as you will be who you might be when you were the person you could become. Of course you may also be who you will be, contingent upon you being who you were and will soon be again, at least in the event that you have finished being the person you are before you become once more the person you were, who is also the person you were before that, and may or may not be the person you will be. All that is ultimately certain is that you are shortly scheduled to become the person that the person you were was going to become before they became the person you are, and of course that that person is a hamster.

What is the sole soul of a sole to do with its soles when going solo?

[comrade_general]

No no, the movie is just called "Solo".

Do you like hamsters?

[Jubal]

As long as they don't touch my ham.

Why don't spiders have even more legs?

[comrade_general]

Any more and they would be constantly tripping over themselves.

Why are we all here?

[Jubal]

Because otherwise we'd be there, and that would be wrong.

Why can't I eat dreams?

[Caradìlis]

You can... For instance that cinnamon dessert I resently had was an absolute dream and you betcha I ate every last bit of it!

Why is the devil the bad guy?

[Jubal]

It's actually a biblical mistranslation of "bat guy" - he was the star player in heaven's baseball team shortly before the world was created.

Ducks - yes or no?

[comrade_general]

Quack.

Cock-a-doodle-do or cock-a-doodle-don't?

[Caradìlis]

No thanks.

Why are foxes red?

[Tusky]

It is because of their constant and unquenchable rage 

I'm fed up of waiting for the eggheads at NASA to make an interstellar vehicle so want to make my own. Can anyone lend me the materials to make one? Oh and also tell me how.