Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Someone can. That someone is... NASA.

Who is NASA really?

[Caradìlis]

I heard it's the Nose and Shoulder Agency, apparently they do aesthetic surgery - not that that's anything for me, I don't need that...

Where is NASA?

[beebug_nic]

NASA is actually held in a quantum state orbiting a dead star just before the heat death of the universe - where only the most advance races can consult them about cosmetic surgery...

How did NASA become what it is?

[Caradìlis]

Nepotism.

What is a morning?

[Tusky]

A larger number of nings. A smaller number of them, of course, would be a lessning.

Why do venue planners insist on adding a front row to cinema and comedy venues? Everyone knows that nobody ever sits in them

[Jubal]

They're for the cinema ghost. It's like phantom of the opera but a lot cheaper.

Why is tea limited?

[Caradìlis]

Because God is dead and life isn't fair.

Why do I have to study?

[Jubal]

The evil duckling queen said you had to. I don't make the rules.

Why don't I make the rules?

[Caradìlis]

Because then the world might actually be a good place for once and we can't possibly have that.

Why can't the world be a nice place?

[Jubal]

Because tea is only finite.

Why does the washing up always demand to be done?

[Caradìlis]

You're being too lenient with them. Show them who is the real boss here and they will never dare question your benevolent dictatorship ever again.

Why do I always accidentally cook for 10 people instead of 1?

[Tusky]

Due to a subconscious benevolence you probably acquired due to being hypnotised by a greedy hypnotist

Why do the horrible business dweebs on the apprentice get told they are fired when they are only actually applying for the position?

[Caradìlis]

Because it's actually a job interview for flame-throwers...

How van I have so much to do and be bored at the same time?

[Tusky]

You must just have lots and lots of very boring things to do. Simply make all your tasks revolve around fun things like eating fudge, watching films and playing with kittens

The wright brothers are generally attributed with building and flying the worlds first airplane. So what did the wrong brothers do?

[Caradìlis]

They took planes apart and submerged them in the sea, of course...

Who is a what?