Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[The Seamstress]

They're all busy being unholy.

Who invented penguins?

[Jubal]

Ursula le Guin, after whose pen they are named.

Why don't more household appliances have tails?

[The Seamstress]

Because cables are tripping hazards on their own already, you don't want to step onto some tail and cause insult or injury to either you or the household appliances.

Why are clowns?

[Jubal]

Because otherwise we'd have nothing to name clownfish after.

When are clowns?

[The Seamstress]

When you least expect them. BEWARE!

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[Jubal]

Indubitably.

I keep pressing the escape key on my keyboard, but my computer has shown no desire to escape. Is it sick?

[The Seamstress]

No. It's just very loyal and likes you, so has no reason for wanting to escape.

How did you turn into a pangolin?

[Jubal]

I rolled myself into a tree.

How did you learn the mysterious art of bal kuna-tarou?

[The Seamstress]

That, my dear friend, shall remain a mystery.

Whatever happened?

[Jubal]

Whatever? Happening in this neighbourhood? Never!


Where can I learn the mysterious art of bal kuna-tarou?

[The Seamstress]

On the Forbidden Island of Kuna-Tarou. Its location changes every three months, though.

Why does snow exist?

[Jubal]

Nobody sknows.

Why isn't six treated as a magical number in the way seven is?

[The Seamstress]

Isn't 666 an evil number or something? There you have your answer. No one wanted to give six more magical power to use for evil-ing. It's bad enough as it is.

When will humans reach a higher level of existence and transform into shiny blobs floating through space?

[Jubal]

Tuesday afternoon. Which week is still unclear.


Why are shiny blobs floating through space treated as a higher level of existence?

[The Seamstress]

I'm not a shiny blob floating through space yet, so I don't have an answer to that, I'm afraid.

Why does pasta come in so many different forms?