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Jubal

#2205
March 19, 2025, 11:15:18 AM
(Dowagers are widows with property and especially formal titles derived from a departed husband: dowitchers are a kind of wading bird :) )


Legolas sees dowitchers but also can't identify them.


Gimli, what do your dwarf nostrils smell?
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The Seamstress

#2206
March 19, 2025, 11:46:14 AM
Pan-fried lamb sweetbreads with pea purée, sous vide shallots and asparagus spears. Ginger plum-ripple ice cream with sesame and poppy seed tuile.


Frodo, what do your hobbit feet feel?

Jubal

#2207
March 19, 2025, 06:10:45 PM
Nothing. They are just a mass of hair and calluses.


Why do elves have such sharp senses anyway?
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The Seamstress

#2208
March 19, 2025, 07:03:18 PM
It's the good air and water quality in Rivendell. Also they had thousands of years to practice, you have to spend your immortal free time somehow.


Why is March called March?

Jubal

#2209
March 19, 2025, 07:29:18 PM
Because it was invented in Marchegg.


Where was April invented?
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The Seamstress

#2210
March 19, 2025, 07:41:20 PM
Bad Ischl.


Why can't I have superpowers?

Jubal

#2211
March 19, 2025, 07:42:59 PM
Because the people of Bad Ischl said no.

Why do we keep giving important decisions to the people of Bad Ischl?
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The Seamstress

#2212
March 19, 2025, 07:56:20 PM
Quote from: Jubal on March 19, 2025, 07:42:59 PMBecause the people of Bad Ischl said no.

I knew it. *narrows eyes*

Albert II/V liked their salt back in the day, so they think they're special. Why they get to decide things though is a mystery.


Why is salt in mountains?

Jubal

#2213
March 19, 2025, 07:58:08 PM
It's hard to get over things when you're a mountain, so the mountains don't get over it, they just get salty.

Why aren't most of the animals with "fire" in the name actually ever on fire?
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The Seamstress

#2214
March 19, 2025, 08:08:42 PM
Because... wait, did you just say most of the animals aren't actually on fire? That implies that some are on fire.

Which ones are actually on fire? How? What?

Jubal

#2215
March 19, 2025, 09:25:03 PM
Fire slugs!:)

Why isn't our currency pegged to the price of pesto?
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The Seamstress

#2216
March 20, 2025, 04:55:16 PM
I am but a mere mortal, and I don't possess the knowledge you request. Seek the advice of Financius, patron saint of prices, and for a sacrifice of 99.99€ and a jar of pesto alla genovese he might bestow his wisdom on you.


Which part of the universe did chocolate cupcakes come from?

Jubal

#2217
March 20, 2025, 09:57:25 PM
Marchegg.

Why tired eyes?
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The Seamstress

#2218
March 20, 2025, 10:37:33 PM
Sometimes there are too many things to look at in this world.

Why does everything come from Marchegg?

Jubal

#2219
March 20, 2025, 10:45:59 PM
Lack of inspiration on my part :(

Why does nothing come from Perchtoldsdorf?
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