Would you rather?

[The Seamstress]

Frying.

You lose a bet: Eat hay or cat food?

[Jubal]

Depends how much I have to eat, I'm pretty sure I could digest cat food better than hay though the hay is more appealing.


Have a pig snout or a long snuffly desman-like nose?

[The Seamstress]

Pig snout would probably fit better into human face, but on the other hand... snuffles?

Have dragon scales or pangolin scales?

[Jubal]

Pangolin scales!

The Left Hand of Darkness or Always Coming Home?

[The Seamstress]

Always Coming Home, I haven't read that one yet.

Be in a folk band with a bunch of anthropomorphic seagulls or mice?

[Jubal]

Gulls would be hilariously chaotic but I think mice have to win for folk.

Owls or Hoopoes?

[The Seamstress]

Owls.

Write a song about Winnie the Pooh or about Piglet?

[Jubal]

Piglet, though I'd go for Eeyore if I had to pick one.

Lewis Carroll or CS Lewis?

[The Seamstress]

I don't know if I ever read something by CS Lewis...? I don't think so though, so I go for that one.

Try coloured pencils or oil pastels?

[Jubal]

Pencils.

Have a 10 percent decrease in smoking consumption but a 5 percent increase in alcohol consumption among your country's population, or vice versa, a 10 percent decrease in alcohol consumption but a 5 percent increase in smoking?

[The Seamstress]

I'd decrease both if I could because I've seen how destructive it can be, but let's say decrease alcohol consumption first.

Assuming you'd not be in danger: pet a tiger or a polar bear?

[Jubal]

Actually I think tiger. Big kitty!

Live in an old watermill or an old windmill?

[The Seamstress]

Watermill!

Abolish one of those forever: billionaires or patriarchy?

[Jubal]

Patriarchy, I think. If fewer men were busy holding screwed up views due to society's gender expectations we'd have a much better chance of doing something about the billionaires anyway.

The Little Grey Men or The Borrowers?

[The Seamstress]

Patriarchy, I think. If fewer men were busy holding screwed up views due to society's gender expectations we'd have a much better chance of doing something about the billionaires anyway.

I can only agree.


Had to look up both titles and since I haven't read either, it's a 50:50 thing. Maybe The Borrowers?

Live according to the teachings of Ulrica The Uncanny or follow the wisdom of Margaret The Mysterious?