Fortunately, Unfortunately

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, they proved to not be very good food and the polar bears all got very bad stomach ache from eating them all...

[Tusky]

Fortunately a generous arctic pharmacist was on hand to provide them with his newest invention: Polar bear Rennie tablets

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, they were pharmacists, so this life-saving drug was sold to the polar bears at exorbitant prices and the fish market collapsed...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, the fish market collapsing led to a fish stocks recovery, so the polar bears could go back to eating fish again.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, such a one sided diet is bad for your health...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, you are not a polar bear.

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, I am not a polar bear...

[Jubal]

Fortunately, we think you're great even without being in the form of three hundred kilos of fur-covered hunting power

[Caradìlis]

Unfortunately, I don't have a comback to that...

[Tusky]

Fortunately you think of something to say at the last moment. A scientist who happened to be recording the utterance is moved to shed a single tear, and share the video with some friends. It's so powerful that rapidly spreads. The same day it gets broadcast worldwide on television and radio.
People stop what they are doing to listen to the broadcast, and everyone is changed for the better. People that were enemies become friends. World leaders unite on the issue of climate change and work together to fix the problems. People destined for a life of crime change their ways for good, and animal cruelty becomes a thing of the past.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, SUDDENLY WASPS. WASPS EVERYWHERE. GIANT WASPS, SMALL WASPS, ALL THE WASPS. EVERYWHERE. NOWHERE IS SAFE FROM THE WASPS.

[Caradìlis]

Fortunately, as it turns out, I am the Queen of Wasps...

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, the wasps have discovered revolutionary communism.

[Tusky]

Fortunately the wasps leave the job of setting up their communist revolution to a rather stupid wasp called Clive. He misunderstands what he is supposed to be doing so instead sets up a hippy commune. It turns out the wasps rather like it though, so they all sit around playing bongos with other insects, eat funny brownies and say "far out" at things.

[Jubal]

Unfortunately, nobody remembered to legalise weed so now the wasps are all criminals in the eyes of the law.