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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1065 on: December 10, 2019, 10:13:48 AM »
YOU SCARED THE WOMBATS YOU MONSTER

I and ten thousand angry Steve Irwin fans storm the hill, enraged at your callous disregard for the natural world. We dig a new moat and fill it with happy crocodiles, and plant trees up the slopes in which koalas, quolls and numbats gambol playfully. I live in a small treehouse at the top.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1066 on: December 10, 2019, 11:32:07 AM »
That sounds quite pleasant actually. I go off to console Stallone, Lundgren, Schwarzenegger et al

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1067 on: December 10, 2019, 09:14:27 PM »
I continue resting in my treehouse. I like my treehouse. The world is peaceful and good. I even invite Tusky and Stallone et al around for tea and we watch majestic herds of wallabies bouncing across the distant plains together.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1068 on: December 13, 2019, 02:41:35 PM »
I arrive bringing scones and fruitcake to have with the tea

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1069 on: December 16, 2019, 02:43:10 PM »
I eat some scones and serve tea to everyone

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1070 on: December 16, 2019, 06:05:42 PM »
ENOUGH OF THIS.

I summon forth jack frost, who at my behest storms the tranquility of the hill with a blizzard and snowpeople.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1071 on: December 16, 2019, 11:48:54 PM »
I summon Jack Sh!t, who storms your hill with, uh, his own unique equivalents to Jack Frost's powers.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1072 on: December 17, 2019, 01:23:13 PM »
I use your S to summon the Golothan from the film: Dogma. Being in it's element it hurls S about and causes an even greater stench than a peg is able to withstand, causing you to flee.

I then use a flamethrower to incinerate the top layer of the hill to try and get rid of the pong, and then install it as a defensive installation. I also spray a bit of febreeze about to try in vain to remove the smell of toasted S

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1073 on: December 17, 2019, 02:52:16 PM »
I summon Jack Straw, who has you seized and taken to a secure location under authoritarian New Labour anti-terror laws for your use of a flamethrower.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1074 on: January 01, 2020, 07:38:27 PM »
I disguise myself as a different victorian mammoth in order to escape confinement. Once free I unleash a horde of bees upon the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1075 on: January 02, 2020, 11:21:06 AM »
I unleash a horde of wasps, which unlike bees are assholes and thus win the battle.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1076 on: January 06, 2020, 06:03:11 PM »
i bring a lot of sugar jars, which the wasps immediately all crawl into.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1077 on: January 08, 2020, 01:56:34 PM »
I bring a lot of sugar jar lids, which I screw firmly onto the jars, trapping the satiated wasps. I then ship the wasps, jars, lids and all to a very distant hill where the wasps can be safely released. I then bring in a conventional military force, and refortify the hill, using existing and new defences.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1078 on: January 10, 2020, 01:45:07 PM »
I counter your conventional weapons with extremely unconventional ones. I take out the first row of defences using a Hydro rainbow laser. I then use: splendid lasso of heightened quantum +1 to incapacitate the remainder.   I scale the hill with the new defence force: Buckaroo Banzai riding a plasmic griffon whilst he is simultaneously playing electric guitar and practicing karate moves.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1079 on: January 10, 2020, 08:53:20 PM »
I send in Dandelion from the Witcher to have a bard-off with Buckaroo Banzai, which he wins due to not being distracted by practising karate. I gather a large band of bards and we take over the hill.

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