Spoil a wish

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Cuddly Khan

#870
February 25, 2014, 09:50:33 PM
You get them, and they do look really nice, but they are see through so they don't keep any sun out and anyone who wants to can look in.

I wish for water.
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#871
February 26, 2014, 09:29:42 AM
You get unlimited seawater, which is sufficiently salty that drinking it is if anything likely to make you more thirsty.

I wish my washing up was done.
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Cuddly Khan

#872
February 26, 2014, 11:24:08 AM
They are magically done, but then they all spontaneously shatter.

I wish for updates.
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#873
February 26, 2014, 12:03:51 PM
You get updated on all the news in the life of Cyril Herbert Dunnsley, a seventy-one year old living in a flat in Birmingham.

He is not a very interesting man.

You get continually updated on his life and it drives you mad.

I wish someone else could get an extra wish.
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Cuddly Khan

#874
February 26, 2014, 07:16:45 PM
Wishes go back through time as well, your extra wish goes to Hitler.

I wish for normality.
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#875
March 01, 2014, 10:59:54 PM
It turns out that abnormality is in fact normal.

I wish for Tolkien to be able to finish some of his unfinished works.
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Cuddly Khan

#876
March 02, 2014, 01:57:14 AM
He does but at the same time starts a zombie apocalypse.

I wish for avatars.
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Jubal

#877
May 23, 2014, 11:24:32 PM
There is nothing but forum avatars. No text, no other information, just avatars. As the space in your brain once taken up by "how to breathe", "how to eat", and "how to walk" is now taken up by avatars, this state of affairs is fairly brief before everyone involved dies.

I wish I was less sleepy.
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Cuddly Khan

#878
July 20, 2014, 10:16:38 AM
You fall asleep.

I wish for a soul.
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Gmd

#879
July 21, 2014, 02:18:39 PM
You get a evil soul. Congrats!

I wish for some cheeeeeeeeese.
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Jubal

#880
July 22, 2014, 06:22:55 PM
You get cheese. It's poisoned.

I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Cuddly Khan

#881
July 27, 2014, 05:43:30 AM
You're head gets chopped off. Now you can't feel anything. All better.

I wish for a skittle.
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#882
July 30, 2014, 12:22:48 PM
You get some skittle and are picked up by cops and thrown in jail.

I wish I could actually interview my dissertation subjects. Would be so useful.
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Othko97

#883
July 30, 2014, 08:15:34 PM
You manage it, but are killed after insulting an axe-wielding monk.

I wish I was better at mathematics :P
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Jubal

#884
July 31, 2014, 01:25:56 AM
You get so good at maths that reality makes no sense.

I wish I was better at managing stress.
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