Spoil a wish

[Othko97]

You get so good at concentrating you can make 40 boxes of juice per hour with just your mind.

I wish I was worse at procrastinating.

[Jubal]

You get really awful at procrastinating, but no better at working, you just work incredibly slowly and die of boredom.

I wish for light.

[Cuddly Khan]

You are blinded.

I wish for YASSS.

[Jubal]

You get Yasss. Yasss turns out to be the name of an elderly donkey who takes a dump on your floor three times a day and can't be put outside because of new animal safety legislation.

I wish glyptodons were not extinct.

[Cuddly Khan]

They become alive once more, but eat up the Internet, leaving the Internet extinct.

I wish Thylacines weren't extinct.

[Jubal]

They return but become super intelligent and evil and eat you.

I wish for inspiration.

[Gmd]

You become inspired! You are inspired to start a business making shoes for millipedes, what a great idea much more profitable than silly humans with 2 legs. The profit margin is incredible you can sell over 200+ pairs per millipede with a huge market all to yourself supplying shoes to over 12 thousand species. You settle on a reasonable price for your shoes, but surveys of target audience say that only millipedes of ages 1-2 years will buy your shoes. Sadly millipedes of that age have far less legs and you struggle to make the sales you need for your business to survive, crumbling into insanely you are found several years later by your millipede brethren in a mental asylum surrounded by your loyal guardian's of shoe wearing millipedes. You think this may be your salvation as the millipedes have come to you to beg to restart your business in the shoemaking business, they are willing to help you in the production phase. You teach them all you know in the ancient art of millipede shoemanship, but sadly realising they can now self produce their own shoes for no cost they kill you slowly. Your screams are heard across the land damning your mind for how stupid you were to trust the millipedes with your inspired ideas.

I wish for weapons that can be used by millipedes.

[Jubal]

They kill you with them.

I wish for fruit.

[comrade_general]

You get the following, for ever...

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I wish for this place to blow up while I'm not here.

[Son of the King]

It blows up, in the sense that we have a huge party filled with balloons and you miss out!

I wish I could sleep as much as I want, whenever I want.

[Jubal]

You can sleep as much as you want, but you have nightmares right through it.

I wish I could get food without going to the shops.

[Othko97]

You already can, you can order it online. Your wish is wasted.

I wish I had got a higher grade in Physics.

[Jubal]

You get a grade of 200% in physics, and are subsequently jailed for corruption.

I wish I hadn't just been sitting on my foot.

[Othko97]

Your foot disappears retroactively. Good luck finding it.

I wish I was ready for university.

[Jubal]

You are suddenly ready for university. It turns out you were in fact already ready for university and didn't know it, so nothing happens of use whatsoever.

I wish I was ready for university.