Spoil a wish

[Gmd]

You manage your stress so well that you become completely relaxed and get nothing done.

I wish my %£$"ing internet would stop cutting out every minute.

[Othko97]

Your internet gets fixed, but then you get nothing done because you're on the internet constantly.

I wish I could prioritise tasks better...

[Jubal]

You are able to prioritise tasks perfectly, but your perfect system takes you so long that you never get them done.

[Othko97]

I wish Jubal would wish for something

[Jubal]

I do, but then it's a rubbish wish.

I wish I remembered how to play this game more often... 

[Cuddly Khan]

[See sentence above Jubal's wish]

I wish for poverty.

[Jubal]

You get poverty and it sucks. That's pretty much it.

I wish for maps.

[Othko97]

You get countably infinite maps, preventing any movement you may wish for

I wish for an additional week off college.

[Jubal]

You get an additional week off, scheduled in the past.

I want a clear head.

[Cuddly Khan]

Your brain disappears.

I wish for awesome music.

[Jubal]

you get awesome music. it is at the resonant frequency of your bones and kills you.

I wish I didn't get nightmares.

[Cuddly Khan]

You no longer get nightmares, but all nightmares you've ever had come true.

I wish Jubal would remember to use capitol letters more often.

[Jubal]

YOU GET YOUR WISH, FOOLISH MORTAL. NOW YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE DREAD WRATH OF JUBAL'S WRATHFUL WRATH.

I wish Khan would post more. 

[Othko97]

Khan posts more, but overloads our server space.

I wish the dread wrath of Jubal's wrathful wrath would calm down a little.

[Jubal]

it calms down a little i now never use capital letters or punctuation and it annoys khan so much that he burns the westfold to the ground

I wish I was better at concentrating.