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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1185 on: April 03, 2020, 04:29:09 PM »
Your elbow no longer seizes up or is painful. Instead, while entirely pain-free, it also rotates freely and uncontrollably in all directions.

I wish my facial hair could grow without becoming itchy.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1186 on: April 03, 2020, 06:26:14 PM »
Your facial hair grows without itching, but its growing speed increases to 25mph.

I wish that squirrel wasn't looking at me with those judgy eyes.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1187 on: April 03, 2020, 08:26:44 PM »
The squirrel looks at you with different eyes instead. Your own. The squirrel is now with you in your brain always. Do not try to fight the squirrel.

I wish student feedback just wrote itself sometimes.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1188 on: April 04, 2020, 01:06:26 AM »
the times at which student feedback now writes itself are: every second tuesday of the month that is also a full moon, and only during epochs where the president of the united states is a cat

I wish the next two matrix movies could live up to the expectations generated by the first.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1189 on: April 04, 2020, 09:20:28 AM »
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only during epochs where the president of the united states is a cat
Electoral challenge accepted :)

The next two matrix movies will live up to those expectations, but they'll be made as a reboot series in 2100 after we're probably all dead.

I wish birds would visit my terrace more.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1190 on: April 04, 2020, 11:55:08 AM »
birds visit your terrace. Unfortunately, they are vultures looking for food, and are unwilling to wait for you to die before they start snacking on you!

I wish the read through was going quicker
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1191 on: April 04, 2020, 02:56:34 PM »
It goes so quickly you don't take anything in, and it was a waste of time.

I wish I had instantaneous healing magic.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1192 on: April 06, 2020, 04:25:07 PM »
You have instantaneous healing magic, but you have no idea how to use it. As dosage makes the poison, you inadvertantly poison yourself with your healing magic.

I wish I could do more druidcrafts..

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1193 on: April 07, 2020, 07:25:08 AM »
You can do just one more druidcraft. It allows you to create a poultice that turns pimples orange.

I wish those anoying system updates happened a little bit quicker. Wouldn't that be nice for everyone?
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1194 on: April 08, 2020, 11:02:24 PM »
The greater efficiency is simply used by employers to force staff to work more rather than them being able to breathe for a moment whilst the update happens. You are now responsible for several hundred people worldwide dying of exhaustion in the workplace over the coming years.

I wish that it didn't hurt when I type things.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1195 on: April 12, 2020, 07:51:33 PM »
It does no longer hurt when you type things. However, everything else hurts, whenever you no longer type things.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1196 on: April 12, 2020, 07:58:29 PM »
You are dismayed when your secret wish that you revealed to nobody is revealed to the world.

I wish that tomatoes were blue.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1197 on: April 12, 2020, 08:46:48 PM »
They all become blue in the sense of being depressed. The world is appalled at you for making all the tomaties sad.

I wish that I had a bigger garden
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1198 on: April 15, 2020, 01:19:29 PM »
Your garden is bigger. In fact the whole world is now your back yard. You are overwhelmed with all the problems in your back yard, and die of the psychological strain that puts on you.

I wish my editor got back to me faster...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1199 on: April 15, 2020, 01:55:27 PM »
Your editor gets back to you faster, in fact almost instantaneously. Unfortunately, all they ever ask for is updates and changes to stuff you've already written, including things you've changed before at their request. You are unable to ever complete anything to their satisfaction.

I wish my employer could work out which team I'm in.