Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

More music, all by the tweenies and other kids show stuff

I wish I could stop finding webcomics to read

[CN2]

You dont find any, but you lose interest in the internets, and we all die of misery because you are gone.

I wish foah... a chance to re choose my GCSE options.

[stormcloud]

You choose even worse options and so can't get A-levels that make your GCSE's redundant anyway.

I wish for a genie

[CN2]

The genie has very bad hearing, and you end up having a dog made from cotton wool.

I wish for a dog made of cotton wool!

[Silver Wolf]

Don't worry somebody will eat it before you...

I wish I was in Disneyland !

[CN2]

You go to disneyland, unfortunately the same time as terrorists decide to go on a mass killing spree.

I wish life was more simple sometimes

[vadermath]

Life gets simple, but it results in a rewinding of evolution, as humans slowly get stupider, and only the smartest people in the world are able to resist it. The smart ones start a killing spree (go figure) in order to cleanse Earth of the Neanderthals. DESU is not one of the smarts, and the great-grandson of Einstein takes his head off with a chainsaw.

I wish that was true...

[Ashanorath]

that becomes the truth, but you're not the brightest yourself, sou you get killed too

I wish I was immortal

[vadermath]

You become immortal, but a great nuclear war sweeps the planet, leaving only you and the girls of the Playboy Mansion to rebuild humanity. Wait, that isn't so bad...

I wish I had a good wish to wish for...

[Ashanorath]

you get a good wish to wish for, but you forget it, get crazy and commit suicide

I wish that day has 28 hours

[vadermath]

It does, but the additional 4 hours show to be too much for humanity, and the entire race collapses, leaving everything in ruin.

I wish for fish.

[Ashanorath]

You get a fish, you keep it in a tank, you overfeed it and it dies. You get really sad, so you decide to kill yourself by jumping from a cliff, but, you survive and become paraplegic.

I wish for infinite amount of hard disc space

[stormcloud]

For that you need a hard drive of infinite size, hence infinite mass, so it crushes the universe, forcing it into a big crunch, everything dies, the big bang happens again, but the univers cant expand due to the hard drive crushing it back, however the electromagnetic burst proceeds to also wipe the hard drive of any data, which isn't that bad, it's really more of a kick in the nuts afte a beheading but still.

Boy I miss doing these

I wish revision was more entertaining to do

[CN2]

Its so entertaining you spend your whole life revising and your social life get runied. Go figure

I wish for braces to be less painful. Ruin that!

[stormcloud]

braces are less painful, but much more ineffective, leading to almost life long periods of uncomfortable braces wearing

I wish I was better at essay writing