Would you rather?

[Jubal]

Magic zebra. Stripy! And the main advantage of horses is you can ride them, but I can't ride a horse anyway.

Magic llama or magic guanaco?

[The Seamstress]

Magic llama. If it spits at evil people, they transform into glittery toads.

Swap your life for a month: Chewbacca or Indiana Jones?

[Jubal]

Indiana Jones. I am not good with using a whip admittedly, but I might be better at actual archaeology.

Antihistamine or Antikythera?

[The Seamstress]

Antikythera. A holiday would be nice right now.

Be able to memorise and recite every song or every poem ever written?

[Jubal]

Difficult, but the songs.

Never have to think about major home issues again (e.g. structural problems, pipes, boilers, major appliances) because those will all be done for you by magic, or never have to think about washing clothes and dishes again because those will all be done for you by magic?

[The Seamstress]

I'll opt for the clothes and dishes because these need to be done all the time and the other things are (hopefully) not frequent occurrences? But from the financial viewpoint, magic repairs would be the wiser choice I guess.

Choose the evil wizard's curse: Have your hair tangled in a way that makes it un-brushable forever or have two left feet so you can't walk straight ahead, always having to fight a left-hand twist?

[Jubal]

I think I'd go for magic repairs because the big things are so much more stressful, though it would save less total time.

Also, tanglehair:)

Would you rather werewolves or werebears?

[The Seamstress]

Werebears? Maybe.

Wereducks or weregeese?

[Jubal]

Wereducks

Weretortoises or weregeckos?