Spoil a wish

[Tusky]

You are able to remember all the stuff you need to buy, but it eclipses any other thing that you need to remember. Your other duties severely suffer.

I wish I had bought a nice warm blanket

[Jubal]

You had bought a nice warm blanket. It is so nice and warm that small animals start seeking your home out to hibernate in it and you spend the winter fending off sleepy hedgehogs from your door.

I wish my muscles relaxed more when I slept

[The Seamstress]

Your muscles relax so much while you sleep that you turn into goo, like Odo from DS9, only you don't know how to change back into a solid humanoid form so you're doomed to goo your way through life now.

I wish my lunch would be ready faster, I'm hungry.

[Jubal]

Your lunch is ready so fast that it breaks the laws of physics and everyone gets arrested.

I wish politics was less stressful

[The Seamstress]

Politics was less stressful. It isn't anymore.

I wish my brain didn't come up with so much anxious nonsense in my dreams.