Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

It was that or the ability to poop cubes and wombats just really like cubes.


Why doesn't minecraft imply the existence of yourscraft and theirscraft?

[The Seamstress]

It is a mystery even all the greatest detectives can't solve.

Why are household tasks so utterly annoying?

[Jubal]

Original sin. It stains our very souls, and also our washing.


Why doesn't my body like me?

[The Seamstress]

An ancient curse? A swamp-creature's grudge? Alien abduction? Who knows.

Why is "customer support" often no support at all, but just annoyance and a waste of everyone's time?

[Jubal]

We are not really the customer, hell itself is the customer and they are being effectively supported in making all our lives worse.

Why can't I just psychically summon milk rather than purchasing it?

[The Seamstress]

You're not a cow. Only cows possess the Power Of Milk Summoning.

Why do the bunnies stare at me?

[Jubal]

They are assessing your suitability for deification in Bun culture.

Why do some mornings just feel more grey independently of the weather?

[The Seamstress]

Because of grey matter. It is grey a lot of the time.

Why can't I stop eating ice cream?