Spoil a wish

[stormcloud]

I get them then in my next battle I get godawful rolls and lose

Horrifiaclly


I wish I could start today again, knowing what happens, so I could pass my driving test

[CN2]

yOU START AGAIN BUT BY AVOIDING THE BAD THINGS YOU RUN INTO EVEN WORSE THINGS AND END UP KILLING YOURSELF.

[stormcloud]

lemme guess your wish is to remeber when you use caps locks

[CN2]

Oops again... and Oops again...

I wish for a better french class.

[Andalus]

Your French class becomes so utterly amazing that you are chucked out of it for not being good enough.

I wish my toe didn't hurt any more

[Ingrown toenail - ouch!]

[Jubal]

Yur toe hurts no more. Unfortunately, that's because I cut your foot off with a battleaxe (your ankle now hurts quite a bit more than your toe ever did).

I wish I was more clever.

[CN2]

You get to clever for your brain and it blows up leaving you a mindless zombie who does the dishes for KFC.

Wow what a bad fate...

I wish for more practical work in P.D

[stormcloud]

you get it, but in the wrong PD you get it in paedophile distraction  :lol:         

errm, I wish my homeplanet would stop being attacked so I can actually go explore further into the galaxy on spore

[CN2]

er, :blink:

[Andalus]

Your homeplanet stops getting attacked, but this is only because it has been completely obliterated, apart from a tiny chunk on which you are standing. The attacks also destroyed the entire rest of the universe, planets and stars. You are now the only being in existence, drifting on a piece of rock. Have fun.


I wish I had never been never born

(Try spoiling that one!)

[CN2]

You were not born so you didnt post a wish so you get banned from the forum for not being real :blink:                                                   

I wish my printer worked

[stormcloud]

It does, but converts all print jobs to Nazi propaganda and when you read it you turn into the new Hitler, and cause WW3 that (all together now) ENDS THE WORLD                                                        

I wish our kittens weren't so terrified of being handled

[Gmd]

your kittens become easy to handle but go mental and start attacking you

i wish i was a duck!

(ruin that 1 lol!)

[Son of the King]

You become a duck but get eaten by a fox .

I wish that I hadn't accidentally deleted outlook express from my comp...

[Gmd]

you get outlook back but it has a viruse had destoys yor comp

i wish i dont get eaten by a fox!