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comrade_general

#1260
November 08, 2018, 05:00:04 PM
Truly you are one with the fishes.

Am I a Wildling?

Tusky

#1261
November 15, 2018, 03:01:49 PM
You were a wildling until Samwell Tarly seduced you.

Why has nobody done a superhero whos powers are to do with bridges? Like they shoot tiny bridges out of their hands and speak to bridges to learn their secrets...

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Caradìlis

#1262
November 15, 2018, 08:28:38 PM
They tried that. He is called Pontifex and his power was meant to be building bridges between people and nations... Needless to say that that may have gon a tad wrong...

Why don't I get to be king?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

comrade_general

#1263
November 15, 2018, 08:39:22 PM
King Kong already claimed that title 4 life.

Why do I have one sleeve up and one sleeve down?

Jubal

#1264
November 16, 2018, 12:53:49 AM
One is good and one is sleevil.

Why no paper? :(
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

comrade_general

#1265
November 16, 2018, 01:27:05 AM
Because yes cardboard.

Why is it snow?

Silver Wolf

#1266
November 16, 2018, 01:19:21 PM
A white substance that makes people happy.
Just like cocaine.

Are celebratory beatings truly necessary?
"Less of a young professional - more of an ancient amateur. But frankly, I'm an absolute dream."

comrade_general

#1267
November 16, 2018, 01:26:37 PM
Sometimes. It's the disciplinary massages that are truly necessary all the time.

How wide are wide things?

beebug_nic

#1268
November 16, 2018, 07:23:07 PM
Wide was a unit of measurement that was first discovered by Isaac Newton on March 17th 1713. It was used a theoretical measurement for the optimal distance between screws on a plane to increase structural integrity. However, as outstandingly useful as this measurement was - it ended in disaster when NASA misinterpreted "really wide struts" and used the imperial constant for it, instead of the more traditional metric constant. So to answer your question directly: a really wide thing is a big of an administrative error as you can image.

Why is green the best colour?

Caradìlis

#1269
November 16, 2018, 08:58:59 PM
Because blue is, and that's final.

Why can't I be Tina Goldstein?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#1270
November 16, 2018, 09:39:59 PM
Because you're blue not gold.

What is a fish when the moon is red?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Caradìlis

#1271
November 16, 2018, 10:17:23 PM
Most likely still a fish, unless you used transfiguration...

Can I have a Newt in my life, please?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

comrade_general

#1272
November 16, 2018, 10:33:56 PM
You turned me into one that one time but then I got better.

Did anyone expect the Spanish Inquisition?

Jubal

#1273
November 17, 2018, 07:09:00 AM
Only the Portuguese.

Why did Portugal explode this time?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Caradìlis

#1274
November 17, 2018, 10:45:59 AM
That was me, I had a bad day, oups...

Why do I have bad days?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl
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