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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1290 on: November 25, 2018, 06:25:06 PM »
Because neither are plates, think it through...

Should I get up and make dinner?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1291 on: November 25, 2018, 06:30:47 PM »
No, you should get up and make war upon your enemies.

Why are there so many currencies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1292 on: November 25, 2018, 06:37:39 PM »
Because Britain thought they were special and insisted on keeping the pound...

Are you sure you want me to kill all my enemies? You might be next... :P
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1293 on: November 25, 2018, 07:14:05 PM »
This is the "...get a stupid answer" thread...!

Why isn't all the light green?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1294 on: November 25, 2018, 09:39:58 PM »
Because then the song would go "Green and green and green and green, green and green and green, I can sing a rainbow...", and it wouldn't scan properly.

Why are rainbows curved?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1295 on: November 25, 2018, 09:41:08 PM »
They bow to the might of Nature

Why can't I watch Doctor Who? :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1296 on: November 25, 2018, 10:26:22 PM »
Perception filters, mostly. and the TARDIS has pretty good shielding.

Why can't I find more people to help me run this website?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1297 on: November 25, 2018, 10:34:03 PM »
You're not a Hufflepuff...

Why can't i just access my old browser history?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1298 on: November 27, 2018, 12:09:33 PM »
It's been replaced with an old Bowser history, a chronicle of famous Bowsers from times past

Why can't I cry soup? It would make those times I'm feeling sad be so much tastier
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1299 on: November 28, 2018, 10:32:11 PM »
Because the soup dragons need that soup. If you cried it you would be killing the soup dragons.

Why isn't soup dragon preservation a bette rknown conservation issue?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1300 on: November 28, 2018, 10:49:35 PM »
It's the soup propaganda machine!!

Why aren't sunflowers hotter?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1301 on: November 29, 2018, 07:11:07 AM »
Because they turn it down to not burn your skin because they love you :)

Why aren't bluebells noisier?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1302 on: November 29, 2018, 08:22:17 AM »
They used to be, but now they are so sad all the time that they just can't bear to sing anymore...

Why do I always forget things?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1303 on: November 29, 2018, 09:36:38 AM »
I can't remember.

Why don't I know about digital humanities?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1304 on: November 29, 2018, 07:44:41 PM »
I don't know, but it knows an awful lot about you. And is upset you never accept it's invitation to any of it's parties

Are you going to Scarborough fair?
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