Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Caradìlis]

Because neither are plates, think it through...

Should I get up and make dinner?

[Jubal]

No, you should get up and make war upon your enemies.

Why are there so many currencies?

[Caradìlis]

Because Britain thought they were special and insisted on keeping the pound...

Are you sure you want me to kill all my enemies? You might be next...

[Jubal]

This is the "...get a stupid answer" thread...!

Why isn't all the light green?

[Glaurung]

Because then the song would go "Green and green and green and green, green and green and green, I can sing a rainbow...", and it wouldn't scan properly.

Why are rainbows curved?

[Caradìlis]

They bow to the might of Nature

Why can't I watch Doctor Who?

[Jubal]

Perception filters, mostly. and the TARDIS has pretty good shielding.

Why can't I find more people to help me run this website?

[Caradìlis]

You're not a Hufflepuff...

Why can't i just access my old browser history?

[Tusky]

It's been replaced with an old Bowser history, a chronicle of famous Bowsers from times past

Why can't I cry soup? It would make those times I'm feeling sad be so much tastier

[Jubal]

Because the soup dragons need that soup. If you cried it you would be killing the soup dragons.

Why isn't soup dragon preservation a bette rknown conservation issue?

[Caradìlis]

It's the soup propaganda machine!!

Why aren't sunflowers hotter?

[Jubal]

Because they turn it down to not burn your skin because they love you

Why aren't bluebells noisier?

[Caradìlis]

They used to be, but now they are so sad all the time that they just can't bear to sing anymore...

Why do I always forget things?

[Jubal]

I can't remember.

Why don't I know about digital humanities?

[Tusky]

I don't know, but it knows an awful lot about you. And is upset you never accept it's invitation to any of it's parties

Are you going to Scarborough fair?