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Jubal
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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November 17, 2018, 12:09:28 PM »
Because Portugal exploded.
Why are there so many people?
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November 17, 2018, 06:51:44 PM »
Because I haven't found an efficient enough method of genocide yet.
Why isn't it raining?
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November 20, 2018, 01:31:54 PM »
Because it's drizzling.
Does the rain in Spain fall mainly anywhere in particular?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
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November 20, 2018, 07:51:48 PM »
Of course not, rain in Spain doesn't fall, it floats.
Isn't it too early for snowstorms yet?
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November 22, 2018, 11:24:13 AM »
I've heard it's the perfect time for S
then
Storms.
I'm thinking of secretly robbing a bank without anyone knowing it was me. Does anyone know of a good bank to rob, and the date and time where there is a security hole for me to exploit?
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November 22, 2018, 08:34:41 PM »
Bawag PSK in Vienna's 6th district, Fridays towards the end of the month, at 6pm, hardly any security, lots of cash, wear masks, smile for the camera...
Could it be that I'm sometimes too sarcastic for my own good?
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November 23, 2018, 05:10:40 PM »
No. The more sarcastic you are, then better everything becomes.
Why have they only come up with Strawberry, Mint choc chip and vanilla ice cream flavours?
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November 24, 2018, 05:46:25 AM »
Have you never heard of amarena cherry ice cream?
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November 24, 2018, 11:42:54 AM »
Yes.
Why won't the pikemen do as they're told?
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November 24, 2018, 06:43:45 PM »
They're too belligerent. Maybe try the troutmen.
Scone or scone?
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November 24, 2018, 08:36:36 PM »
SCONE DAMN YOU
Stones. When?
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November 25, 2018, 07:18:41 AM »
1984.
Explain
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November 25, 2018, 11:31:08 AM »
Because.
Are moomins really made of mozzarella?
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November 25, 2018, 06:19:15 PM »
No, they are made of marshmallows... If you had ever put one in some hot cocoa, you'd know...
Why are lamps bright?
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November 25, 2018, 06:22:05 PM »
So moths can enjoy them, mainly.
Why aren't pizzas square?
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