Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

Because Portugal exploded.


Why are there so many people?

[Caradìlis]

Because I haven't found an efficient enough method of genocide yet.

Why isn't it raining?

[Tusky]

Because it's drizzling.

Does the rain in Spain fall mainly anywhere in particular?

[Caradìlis]

Of course not, rain in Spain doesn't fall, it floats.

Isn't it too early for snowstorms yet?

[Tusky]

I've heard it's the perfect time for SthenStorms.

I'm thinking of secretly robbing a bank without anyone knowing it was me. Does anyone know of a good bank to rob, and the date and time where there is a security hole for me to exploit?

[Caradìlis]

Bawag PSK in Vienna's 6th district, Fridays towards the end of the month, at 6pm, hardly any security, lots of cash, wear masks, smile for the camera...

Could it be that I'm sometimes too sarcastic for my own good?

[Tusky]

No. The more sarcastic you are, then better everything becomes.

Why have they only come up with Strawberry, Mint choc chip and vanilla ice cream flavours?

[Caradìlis]

Have you never heard of amarena cherry ice cream?

[Jubal]

Yes.

Why won't the pikemen do as they're told?

[Tusky]

They're too belligerent. Maybe try the troutmen.

Scone or scone?

[Jubal]

SCONE DAMN YOU

Stones. When?

[Caradìlis]

1984.

Explain

[Jubal]

Because.

Are moomins really made of mozzarella?

[Caradìlis]

No, they are made of marshmallows... If you had ever put one in some hot cocoa, you'd know...

Why are lamps bright?

[Jubal]

So moths can enjoy them, mainly.

Why aren't pizzas square?