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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1365 on: February 22, 2019, 12:48:42 PM »
They are required to plunge into food unquestioningly. A thoughtful approach to mastication is rarely required by the "front line". I think it's robbed them of the inquisitive nature that the other teeth have and now lack the ability for thoughtful input on anything. The canines aren't far behind if you ask me.

Why does Bear Grylls start all of his programs on the side of the helicopter bellowing at the camera? If he sat inside he'd be safer, far more comfortable and wouldn't need to shout.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1366 on: March 08, 2019, 02:14:40 PM »
Because he's seen what's inside the helicopter. He's seen what he wants to get away from. We do not talk about what is in the helicopter. We do not speak its name.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1367 on: March 15, 2019, 10:52:40 AM »
No, but Forts are foodtunate

If I can't stand the heat and am not in a kitchen, what should I do?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1368 on: March 15, 2019, 11:18:51 AM »
Find the nearest kitchen and enter it in order that you can subsequently depart of course.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1369 on: March 22, 2019, 12:30:20 PM »
Because they are done rocking.

How have the creators of the new star trek series managed to make it simultaneously over the top and boring?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1370 on: March 22, 2019, 11:06:26 PM »
Meth. At least once.

How much money do alien booze ups cost?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1371 on: March 26, 2019, 03:17:57 PM »
A little less than a werewolf rave, but way more than a dinnerparty for ghosts

Please can I have a cup of tea?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1372 on: March 26, 2019, 04:26:23 PM »
No. You are physically, psychologically, and morally incapable of such an action.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1373 on: April 17, 2019, 08:22:46 AM »
Angers

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1374 on: April 17, 2019, 07:49:49 PM »
Terrors

Why are the crisps gone?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1375 on: April 19, 2019, 08:51:52 PM »
Unbeknownst to you, time was halted for a couple of days. I know you consider slightly stale crisps to be "gone", but they are still broadly nutritionally  identical, so you can still eat them. They just don’t crunch. If the crunch is important to you then a flash grill for only a few minutes will restore them to their former glory.

Are the walkers sensations lime and coriander poppadom bites crisps?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1376 on: April 19, 2019, 09:09:25 PM »
What do you mean "if" the crunch is important? Soggy crisps are heresy.

Also, no, they're not. They're perfectly respectable snackfood, but not crisps.

Giant turtle or tiny ice dwarf?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1377 on: April 23, 2019, 10:31:44 AM »
This sounds like an it was a "what would you rather" question, so I will say.... Giant ice dwarf stood on turtles all the way down.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1378 on: April 23, 2019, 10:57:58 AM »
No. The knowledge was expunged after the revolution.

If there are Jotuns in Jotunheim, why isn't there Gin in Ginnheim?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1379 on: May 07, 2019, 04:23:27 PM »
The trail of ruined mothers should speak for itself!

How many figs can I eat?
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