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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1335 on: January 25, 2019, 05:04:31 PM »
Because humans made them up and they're terrible beings, so stuff they make up is usually terrible too...

Why is every greek god such an asshole?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1336 on: January 25, 2019, 05:16:36 PM »
WHAT HERETICAL QUESTION IS THIS?!? *ba-ZAP*

Why doesn't Zeus just calm down a little?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1337 on: January 25, 2019, 10:57:51 PM »
Cause douchbag's gotta douche...

Why is does Hades always get such a bad rep?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1338 on: January 26, 2019, 04:51:15 PM »
When your workforce are all shades, it's pretty hard to get good representatives.

Mandolins or mandolins?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1339 on: January 26, 2019, 06:09:05 PM »
I think Mandolins are a capital idea...

How do I manage to be still awake and functioning after less than four hours of very light, really bad sleep and a whole day of work?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1340 on: January 26, 2019, 10:38:25 PM »
Febreze.

Why can't I just relieve myself of inconvenient thoughts?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1341 on: January 27, 2019, 07:14:08 PM »
You relieve yourself by dumping out your thoughts on the street. You now no longer have these thoughts, but everyone else knows you thought them...

What is 2+2?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1342 on: January 27, 2019, 07:17:07 PM »
A sum.

Can I be a robot?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1343 on: January 27, 2019, 07:22:16 PM »
You are, someone needs to just reinstall a couple of files and your sleep button needs to be repared, but other than that, you're good to go... ;D

What is poductivity and how do I do it?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1344 on: January 27, 2019, 07:27:25 PM »
Poductivity is the magical art of making peapods conduct your thoughts into the spirit realm. To learn this mystical art you must travel to the farthest reaches of the tundra, where a pea-farmer called Xanthippus Wilvarinta will give you further instruction on how to find the mystical Pea Ring Pixies who alone can instruct you.

Fluf?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1345 on: January 27, 2019, 07:33:12 PM »
Indeed.

Why is spelling a thing?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1346 on: January 27, 2019, 07:42:19 PM »
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Why is time wasted?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1347 on: January 27, 2019, 07:56:31 PM »
See, I undrrstuuud raet ro ooorpobelm... :P

It has been through a lot of trauma lately, stop being rude!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1348 on: January 27, 2019, 08:01:48 PM »
Me :(

Why is bleergh?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1349 on: January 27, 2019, 08:07:43 PM »
In one emoji? :caradilis:

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