Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Caradìlis]

Because humans made them up and they're terrible beings, so stuff they make up is usually terrible too...

Why is every greek god such an asshole?

[Jubal]

WHAT HERETICAL QUESTION IS THIS?!? *ba-ZAP*

Why doesn't Zeus just calm down a little?

[Caradìlis]

Cause douchbag's gotta douche...

Why is does Hades always get such a bad rep?

[Jubal]

When your workforce are all shades, it's pretty hard to get good representatives.

Mandolins or mandolins?

[Caradìlis]

I think Mandolins are a capital idea...

How do I manage to be still awake and functioning after less than four hours of very light, really bad sleep and a whole day of work?

[Jubal]

Febreze.

Why can't I just relieve myself of inconvenient thoughts?

[Caradìlis]

You relieve yourself by dumping out your thoughts on the street. You now no longer have these thoughts, but everyone else knows you thought them...

What is 2+2?

[Jubal]

A sum.

Can I be a robot?

[Caradìlis]

You are, someone needs to just reinstall a couple of files and your sleep button needs to be repared, but other than that, you're good to go...

What is poductivity and how do I do it?

[Jubal]

Poductivity is the magical art of making peapods conduct your thoughts into the spirit realm. To learn this mystical art you must travel to the farthest reaches of the tundra, where a pea-farmer called Xanthippus Wilvarinta will give you further instruction on how to find the mystical Pea Ring Pixies who alone can instruct you.

Fluf?

[Caradìlis]

Indeed.

Why is spelling a thing?

[Jubal]

Bheshsus ff ahey hraight thlaeieche fysss, ht cheths airt twoo canoe dzwaht hey meene.

Why is time wasted?

[Caradìlis]

See, I undrrstuuud raet ro ooorpobelm...

It has been through a lot of trauma lately, stop being rude!

What is bleergh?

[Jubal]

Me

Why is bleergh?

[Caradìlis]

In one emoji?

Where is bleergh?