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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1350 on: January 27, 2019, 08:13:18 PM »
All around us.

When is bleergh?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1351 on: January 27, 2019, 11:52:33 PM »
Now.

From whence came bleergh?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1352 on: January 29, 2019, 09:39:09 PM »
Over yonder.

What's under yonder?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1353 on: January 29, 2019, 10:05:19 PM »
My pillow.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1354 on: January 29, 2019, 10:10:00 PM »
Because nothing is eternal.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1355 on: January 29, 2019, 10:15:09 PM »
Cause I threw his corpse into the Danube...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1356 on: January 29, 2019, 10:27:37 PM »
Because you're not will.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1357 on: February 08, 2019, 03:05:02 PM »
Honey

Apparently Earth is going really fast, but I can't see anything moving. Is the Earth really going anywhere?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1358 on: February 08, 2019, 07:51:10 PM »
Yes. It's going to DISNEYLAND!

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1359 on: February 08, 2019, 10:05:37 PM »
Yes, the exit.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1360 on: February 08, 2019, 10:39:10 PM »
Yes, but once you've got there you can leave again.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1361 on: February 08, 2019, 10:50:13 PM »
Because otherwise we wouldn't see the stars from sp far away...

Why? Just why?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1362 on: February 21, 2019, 10:04:48 AM »
Because, just because.

Could I get a job as a badge badger badgerer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1363 on: February 21, 2019, 02:31:05 PM »
No, and stop badgering me.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1364 on: February 21, 2019, 02:47:54 PM »
Sorry, that was my fault.

Why aren't incisors insightful?
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