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Jubal

#1350
January 27, 2019, 08:13:18 PM
All around us.

When is bleergh?
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Caradìlis

#1351
January 27, 2019, 11:52:33 PM
Now.

From whence came bleergh?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#1352
January 29, 2019, 09:39:09 PM
Over yonder.

What's under yonder?
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Caradìlis

#1353
January 29, 2019, 10:05:19 PM
My pillow.

Why do people stop playing my games?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#1354
January 29, 2019, 10:10:00 PM
Because nothing is eternal.

Why does the Don flow to the sea?
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Caradìlis

#1355
January 29, 2019, 10:15:09 PM
Cause I threw his corpse into the Danube...

Why do I have to be ill?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#1356
January 29, 2019, 10:27:37 PM
Because you're not will.

What isn't tea?
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Tusky

#1357
February 08, 2019, 03:05:02 PM
Honey

Apparently Earth is going really fast, but I can't see anything moving. Is the Earth really going anywhere?
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Jubal

#1358
February 08, 2019, 07:51:10 PM
Yes. It's going to DISNEYLAND!

Is there a special place in hell for me?
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Caradìlis

#1359
February 08, 2019, 10:05:37 PM
Yes, the exit.

Do I have to go to bed?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#1360
February 08, 2019, 10:39:10 PM
Yes, but once you've got there you can leave again.

Why is light so light?
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Caradìlis

#1361
February 08, 2019, 10:50:13 PM
Because otherwise we wouldn't see the stars from sp far away...

Why? Just why?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Tusky

#1362
February 21, 2019, 10:04:48 AM
Because, just because.

Could I get a job as a badge badger badgerer?
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Caradìlis

#1363
February 21, 2019, 02:31:05 PM
No, and stop badgering me.

Why are people so stupid?
"Those who don't beieve in magic will never find it." - Roald Dahl

Jubal

#1364
February 21, 2019, 02:47:54 PM
Sorry, that was my fault.

Why aren't incisors insightful?
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