Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Jubal]

I don't give a fig. You'd only eat it anyway.

What is a good honest crubblingdock doing in a frumious place like this?

[Tusky]

I think perhaps it got lost, and was drawn in by the enticing frumiousness.

When will cupid's sparrow ever find a love of its own?

[Jubal]

When the seas run dry and the rocks melt in the sun.

What isn't a good honest crubblingdock doing in a frumious place like this?

[Tusky]

I heard it is not learning the harpsichord, which is the one thing it should be doing. Deep, grave and serious trouble it has got itself into.

Why don't ants just fly all the time? Surely they would get all of their ant goals done so much faster.

[Othko97]

Because then they'd be flies, and their goals would be fly goals.

Is a burrito a sandwich?

[Jubal]

No, it's a mudmage.

Is a question really its own answer?

[Ierne]

Only after the question has drunk all the vodka necessary to recover from a term of philosophy lectures.

If the earth keeps spinning round the sun and the sun has to watch, which of them is getting dizziest?

[Jubal]

We have to wait and see which falls over first.

Why isn't Georgian Jamesian instead?

[Ierne]

objection m'lord! The question is deemed moderately sensible!

why don't rabbits hatch from eggs?

[Tusky]

Rabbits hatch from eggs at easter, as you well know.

Every time I've seen someone buried they have had a smart suit and tie, or their finest dress on. Yet whenever I see zombies in old movies and shows they are right scruffy so and sos. Did directors such as Mr Romero believe that zombies were all tramps?

[Jubal]

No, it's because wealthy people can afford stronger coffins, so they're spending the whole movie failing to get out of their heavily built or deeply buried sarcophagi.

Are bows and arrows better than Franciscan monks?

[Glaurung]

Yes. Arrows are much sharper and less splattery than Franciscan monks, and monks don't usually come with a convenient projectile launch system.

Do androids dream of electric sheep?

[Jubal]

No, they dream of PLASMA SHEEP.

What do PLASMA SHEEP dream of?

[Glaurung]

Magnetic fields, of course.

Why do horses have fins?

[Jubal]

It's part of the targeting system.

Do finned horses come with a convenient projectile launch system?