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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1425 on: October 28, 2019, 02:45:12 PM »
More than what?

What have flowers not been appreciated more than?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1426 on: October 28, 2019, 07:40:47 PM »
BUTTERSCOTCH TARTIFLETTES OBVIOUSLY

Goddamn it, I have to explain everything around here.

Why do I have to explain everything around here?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1427 on: October 29, 2019, 02:08:35 PM »
Did you not realise? This is the Greek afterlife, and Being The One Who Has To Explain Everything Around Here is your eternal punishment.

What's mine?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1428 on: October 30, 2019, 11:44:09 AM »
Mine is thing where shiny come from. Silly human not knowing these thing.

Am I a dwarf who is digging a hole?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1429 on: October 31, 2019, 02:10:37 PM »
Of course! a diggy diggy one.

Are we humans, or are we dancers?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1430 on: October 31, 2019, 11:47:13 PM »
We're centipedes, Gary. Centipedes. Stop dreaming.

Why does nobody speak Pergavabalangish any more?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1431 on: November 07, 2019, 09:29:11 AM »
You might also ask why nobody speaks trongliblish. It's for the same reason: A goverment cover-up

Rainfall, snowfall - who did hail upset to be left out of the "thing-fall" club?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1432 on: November 07, 2019, 04:47:24 PM »
THE MIGHTY THOR

When was the first flower picked?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1433 on: November 13, 2019, 12:35:26 AM »
Shortly after the first florist got the first bouquet order

How long is it going to take my future self to get here? I know she has a time machine. What's taking her so long?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1434 on: November 14, 2019, 01:26:06 PM »
She arrived already, at the exact right moment: Your birth! Your baby future self cuckooed you.

If I want everyone to be sure I am sober - should I become a judge or a nun?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1435 on: November 15, 2019, 09:29:42 PM »
No, you shouldn't.


Why is my back made of gelatinous cube?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1436 on: November 19, 2019, 03:07:14 PM »
That's jelly cubes, to you. Or "raw Jelly". I don't think you are ready for this Jelly.

What shall I get my imaginary friend for Christmas this year?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1437 on: November 19, 2019, 10:56:12 PM »
The gift of existence, to end the tortuous horror in which she has been trapped for decades, knowing that her very existence depends on your thoughts and attention, conscious and desperate for friendship but yet knowing that her very existence is less than that of a single silken thread or the least drop of dew upon morning grass. Set your imaginary friend free into reality. Give her hope.

Why don't stairs have spleens?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1438 on: November 22, 2019, 09:06:36 AM »
They have splines instead, which function for stairs in a similar was that spleens do to humans.

In "Stars" by Simply Red Mick Hucknall sings:

Quote from: Mick Hucknall off of Simply Red
And I wanna fall from the stars, right into your arms.

How do you think he was going to account for himself being superheated on re-entry, and horribly burning whoever's arms he is falling into?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1439 on: November 22, 2019, 09:29:44 PM »
With the magical power of friendship.

Penguins - how sure are we really?
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