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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1455 on: January 11, 2020, 08:53:27 AM »
Chicken.

I need to season my chair, but can only seem to find table salt in the shops. Does anyone know where I can get different salt types, please?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1456 on: January 11, 2020, 02:10:25 PM »
Bordeaux, or the Vienna Christmas markets. I bought some oregano flower-of-salt in the former and some lavender salt in the latter before Christmas.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1457 on: January 14, 2020, 02:41:23 PM »
It's either brain moths or tiredness. I'm going to go with brain moths

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1458 on: January 14, 2020, 03:10:24 PM »
Need more pavin' for the raven.

If there is such thing as the gherkin, what is then the mysterious gher that they have kinship to?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1459 on: January 16, 2020, 09:24:05 AM »
It's a Phylum, shared by the band gwar, Gurkhas, and gurgling. All of these are known for being oval.

Why is golf so boring?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1460 on: January 16, 2020, 09:32:56 AM »
I fell asleep five times trying to work it out.

Is tea really just passive aggressive coffee?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1461 on: January 16, 2020, 02:03:02 PM »
Black tea is. Green tea is coffee on laxatives.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1462 on: January 18, 2020, 11:04:07 AM »
It demolishes Derby, and all future races of that kind are forced to be simply known as demolitions.

If there are toothpicks, are there toothdwarfs to wield them?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1463 on: January 18, 2020, 05:30:59 PM »
Yes, there are toothdwarves. Their motto is “We can never dig too deep.” You do not want to find them at your dentist.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1464 on: January 18, 2020, 07:36:12 PM »
I heard that it was about anaemic black puddings.

Why is my ginger and lemon tea not ginger? It's more a sort of watery yellow. I'm thinking of returning the box.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1465 on: January 19, 2020, 04:29:30 PM »
It reflects the lack of ginger in your soul.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1466 on: January 20, 2020, 08:55:09 AM »
Have you checked Westminster Abbey where the royal coronation regalia is kept? If not it might be in the cupboard under the sink.

If we hollowed out Mars, filled it with helium and made the universe's most enormous balloon, what sort of party would it be appropriate for?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1467 on: January 20, 2020, 10:29:10 PM »
The 19th Duke of Carmarthenshire's 185th birthday party.

Who is invited to the 19th Duke of Carmarthenshire's 185th birthday party?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1468 on: January 20, 2020, 11:23:30 PM »
Psychopomps mostly.

Why did the 19th Duke of Carmarthenshire invite psychopomps to his 185th birthday party?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1469 on: January 21, 2020, 09:04:54 AM »
Because they said they would not be able to attend his 186th birthday party, and have long been fixtures at the birthday parties of the Earl of Gwent.

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