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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1485 on: February 26, 2020, 02:21:25 AM »
Yeah, you shoulda gone to specsavers

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1486 on: February 26, 2020, 06:40:35 AM »
They currently look more like baobab trees, and are creating an innapropriate pathetic fallacy.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1487 on: March 26, 2020, 08:56:44 PM »
Only for washing your dog.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1488 on: March 27, 2020, 01:08:03 PM »
It's hallucinating.

Fluffy elephants - why not?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1489 on: March 27, 2020, 02:51:56 PM »
Furry elephants are an abomination.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1490 on: March 27, 2020, 05:32:57 PM »
You. You are the best good egg, you just needed to believe in yourself all along :)

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1491 on: March 27, 2020, 05:53:54 PM »
5. The sixth one started screaming so loudly, it woke its parents.

Why is science green?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1492 on: March 27, 2020, 09:27:25 PM »
Because science has always been green. Science is only ever green. Do not question the green-ness of science. It has always been this way. Contemplating the red science would be bad. There is no such thing as the red science. Think only on the green science, which is the only kind of science. It is important that science is green. Do not try to fight against this realisation. Nothing is being concealed from you. Science is green. Science is green. Science is green.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1493 on: March 28, 2020, 03:39:33 PM »
Because 2020 divided by 5 is 404 Error not found...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1494 on: March 28, 2020, 03:42:39 PM »
You have yet to learn the inexhaustable font of fun that is cooking cabbage broth.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1495 on: March 28, 2020, 03:47:39 PM »
(fun fact, I actually have a pretty good recipe for hungarian cabbage broth... ;D )

No, I tried, they are a very uncooperative bunch...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1496 on: March 28, 2020, 06:43:12 PM »
Panache and sheer style, darling.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1497 on: March 29, 2020, 01:53:20 PM »
Where did my other giant pointy ear go?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1498 on: March 29, 2020, 04:02:50 PM »
Back-up toilet paper...

What are cats?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1499 on: March 29, 2020, 10:23:16 PM »
Cats are tiny openings into the void. This is why they are often so reluctant to be stroked. They do not want the secrets of the multiverse to filter through to the Wrong People.

Why do cats clearly think that I'm one of the wrong people to know the secrets of the multiverse???