Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Ierne]

Yeah, you shoulda gone to specsavers

Why are the dark clouds not yet in the shape of a branching oak? It's about damn time!

[Tusky]

They currently look more like baobab trees, and are creating an innapropriate pathetic fallacy.

I am a little short on cash. Could I use a Weetabix tied to a spoon as an effective loofah?

[Caradìlis]

Only for washing your dog.

Why is that tree talking to that tiny kitten?

[Jubal]

It's hallucinating.

Fluffy elephants - why not?

[Tusky]

Furry elephants are an abomination.

What is the best egg: Chicken, Duck, Goose or Turkey?

[Jubal]

You. You are the best good egg, you just needed to believe in yourself all along

How many robots would Robotnik nick if Robotnik could nick Robots?

[Caradìlis]

5. The sixth one started screaming so loudly, it woke its parents.

Why is science green?

[Jubal]

Because science has always been green. Science is only ever green. Do not question the green-ness of science. It has always been this way. Contemplating the red science would be bad. There is no such thing as the red science. Think only on the green science, which is the only kind of science. It is important that science is green. Do not try to fight against this realisation. Nothing is being concealed from you. Science is green. Science is green. Science is green.

Why am I suddenly printing out error codes?

[Caradìlis]

Because 2020 divided by 5 is 404 Error not found...

Why am I bored?

[Tusky]

You have yet to learn the inexhaustable font of fun that is cooking cabbage broth.

Could a team of alpacas be trained to play rugby well?

[Caradìlis]

(fun fact, I actually have a pretty good recipe for hungarian cabbage broth... )

No, I tried, they are a very uncooperative bunch...

What is the difference between a tissue and a phone?

[Jubal]

Panache and sheer style, darling.

What is the  emote really thinking?

[Tusky]

Where did my other giant pointy ear go?

What can I use all this smooth sand paper for?

[Caradìlis]

Back-up toilet paper...

What are cats?

[Ierne]

Cats are tiny openings into the void. This is why they are often so reluctant to be stroked. They do not want the secrets of the multiverse to filter through to the Wrong People.

Why do cats clearly think that I'm one of the wrong people to know the secrets of the multiverse???