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Jubal

#1470
January 25, 2020, 09:21:02 PM
No, because how would we decide which kind of jam to use!?

How do essays contain such inherent malevolence as a format?
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Tusky

#1471
February 05, 2020, 02:05:05 PM
To impart the argument of the author in as hostile a manner as possible.

Are shrews very shrewd?
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Jubal

#1472
February 05, 2020, 02:50:04 PM
No, but voles are very voleatile.

Does the fact that I don't end this stupid question with the appropriate punctuation stop it being a question.
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Tusky

#1473
February 07, 2020, 04:07:44 PM
No?

When is it appropriate to hang acorns?
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Jubal

#1474
February 07, 2020, 05:23:24 PM
Only when they've committed murder or treason, generally.

What's the best reason for drinking whiskey?
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Tusky

#1475
February 07, 2020, 05:35:13 PM
When it is not too risky, you have run out of Tyskie, and you are in no danger of becoming frisky.

Which is the best rhyme?
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Jubal

#1476
February 11, 2020, 11:32:48 AM
Humpty Dumpty, because by virtue of having All the King's Horses and All the King's Men, it has the biggest army and can beat up all the other rhymes.

Why aren't walls made of patchwork blanket?
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Tusky

#1477
February 11, 2020, 02:09:04 PM
Because the plastering community is made up of a sinister cartel that does not allow the quilters to make any walls, since they can't plaster onto the quilts

How many arts does one need to create in order to complete art
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Jubal

#1478
February 11, 2020, 02:16:06 PM
All the arts. Obviously. Especially Art Garfunkel.

Why is everyone so fond of aquamarine coloured candyfloss in this town?
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Ierne

#1479
February 11, 2020, 09:33:59 PM
 they've never seen pink candyfloss and don't know what they're missing

In terms of currency conversion, how many chandeliers to a velociraptor?

Jubal

#1480
February 11, 2020, 10:11:48 PM
Do you mean a Mongolian or Osmolskan Velociraptor?

Why aren't more epic fantasy books set in Norfolk?
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Tusky

#1481
February 14, 2020, 11:03:04 AM
They are widely panned, the people there prefer to get their mythology from Nor-folk tales.

Why can't someone become fluent in a language in a single day?
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Jubal

#1482
February 14, 2020, 04:14:27 PM
Ents can only be made from trees. Nobody can be a flu-ent because flu is a virus, regardless of language.

Where did all the warms go?
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Ierne

#1483
February 25, 2020, 01:38:33 AM
To their ancient and ancestral home

why don't I live in an ancient, crumbling, Gormenghast style mansion?

Jubal

#1484
February 25, 2020, 05:10:56 PM
Because the dark clouds are not yet in the shape of a branching oak.

Do mine eyes decieve me?
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