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Ierne

#1530
August 25, 2020, 05:04:46 PM
chicken nuggets

chicken nuggets: yes or yes?

Jubal

#1531
August 25, 2020, 05:22:49 PM
Cheese.

When is a pub a tearoom?
The duke, the wanderer, the philosopher, the mariner, the warrior, the strategist, the storyteller, the wizard, the wayfarer...

Ierne

#1532
August 25, 2020, 09:25:23 PM
It's all calculated using complex algorithms based on the ratio of
old people+horse brasses+pints:tourists+hipster decor+cake mysteriously described as 'artisan'

what even is an artisan cake???

Tusky

#1533
August 26, 2020, 07:37:55 AM
It is partisan cake that has shed it's strong views in favour of being an unnecessarily expensive souvenir of gentrification

Wouldn't it be easier to make a pot of tea by putting teabags in the kettle?
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Jubal

#1534
August 26, 2020, 10:49:16 AM
No, because then you get arrested by the Tea Heresy Inquisition.

What sort of ballad do I need to sing to someone to get them to reply to their social media messages?
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Ierne

#1535
March 16, 2021, 10:16:59 PM
Bohemian rhapsody, of course.

Why do I keep falling off things in Minecraft?

Jubal

#1536
March 30, 2021, 09:35:56 AM
Because you're Othko97.

Why aren't trams all run by angry hamsters?
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Ierne

#1537
May 13, 2021, 10:43:57 PM
they are, of course. how did you not know this?

why does the mud stick to my boots when its wet? it's not remotely beneficial to anyone or anything.

Tusky

#1538
May 20, 2021, 11:45:08 AM
Because if it stuck to your face then you wouldn't be able to see anything! So it chooses your footwear instead to be polite.

Am I allowed to listen to podcasts if I don't own an ipod?
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Jubal

#1539
May 20, 2021, 04:06:28 PM
You need to own some kind of pod, or something with pod somewhere in the name. I myself have an antipodean podiatrist to make me eligible to listen to podcasts.

Why is my fountain bowl too shallow?
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Ierne

#1540
May 20, 2021, 07:11:45 PM
isn't too shallow for the tiny water nymph that lives in it, and she's very offended now.

why have we had snow in May????

Jubal

#1541
May 20, 2021, 07:39:59 PM
There's really snow way to know.


Why won't the empty air hug me back?
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Ierne

#1542
May 22, 2021, 07:32:21 PM
it's trying it's best! It's hard to really make an impression when you're just gasseous particles.

why are my cooking skills so inconsistent?

Jubal

#1543
May 22, 2021, 10:28:40 PM
Exploding dice system for crafting rolls.

Why will nobody text me back?
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Tusky

#1544
June 16, 2021, 09:25:02 AM
You didn't text enough people yet!

(this question I heard elsewhere but it made me laugh, so thought I would share)

Why don't you see paper weights any more? Is paper heavier these days, or has the average wind speed dropped in the last few years?
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