Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Ierne]

chicken nuggets

chicken nuggets: yes or yes?

[Jubal]

Cheese.

When is a pub a tearoom?

[Ierne]

It's all calculated using complex algorithms based on the ratio of
old people+horse brasses+pints:tourists+hipster decor+cake mysteriously described as 'artisan'

what even is an artisan cake???

[Tusky]

It is partisan cake that has shed it's strong views in favour of being an unnecessarily expensive souvenir of gentrification

Wouldn't it be easier to make a pot of tea by putting teabags in the kettle?

[Jubal]

No, because then you get arrested by the Tea Heresy Inquisition.

What sort of ballad do I need to sing to someone to get them to reply to their social media messages?