Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[DeepCandle Games]

We ran out of paper time!

Why are pans always for frying and not cooking?

[Jubal]

They had an attempt at cooking, but the critics panned it.

Parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme?

[Ierne]

Celery salt.

the flavour of actual bananas VS the flavour of banana milkshake: what wins?

[Jubal]

The flavour of as yet unactualised bananas.

Flop or flip?

[Tusky]

Definitely flip.

If the New Zealand rugby team perform the haka before a game, why doesn't the England team do a morris dance to intimidate their opponents?

[Jubal]

They do, they just do it so quickly nobody is able to observe it.

Why aren't bees drunk more often?

[Tusky]

Depends on where you are. In the UK for example, in certain parts of Sussex - bees are drunk with every evening meal on Tuesday. But amazingly in other part of England such as Thornbury or Kidderminster, drinking bees is actually considered cruel!

Do ghosts ever get into fights with each other?

[Jubal]

Yes, they get into fights all the time - getting out again, on the other hand, is more of a problem.

Why is pain like the toes of a mole?

[Tusky]

They are very sharp. Oh wait do you mean pain as in the french work for bread? If so: same answer

Wouldn't it be simpler if I changed my password to a line of asterisks? Then I could see it as I typed it in to things

[Jubal]

Nono, you have to change it to a spiral of asterisks, or a celtic knot, so that the hackers get confused in the pattern and can't find their way out again.

Why can't one of these fancyfangle new AI thingies do my breathing and sleeping for me?

[Tusky]

Maybe it already is!

What happened to blood types C to N?

[Jubal]

CN2.

Why wasn't the classic song "Land Down Under" by Men At Work recorded and sung in Mongolian?

[Tusky]

If you play the recording backwards, you might be surprised to learn that it actually mongolian throat singing!

Can I wear watering cans as shoes?

[Jubal]

If your feet are water shaped, sure.

What is the shape of water?

[Tusky]

If it is in a teapot, then it's shape is short and stout.

Can a gravy boat?