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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #975 on: March 31, 2018, 11:24:26 PM »
Because YOU are RRS Sir David Attenborough.

Why aren't tissues knitted by fairies?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #976 on: April 01, 2018, 03:18:17 AM »
Because they actually weave them...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #977 on: April 01, 2018, 08:52:56 AM »
It needed doing. "Up" had been asleep for far too long and if you hadn't have woken it then we would have only had down, left and right.


Why don't volcanoes have nice presents coming out of them, instead of lava.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #978 on: April 01, 2018, 09:25:54 AM »
Because Hephaistos is angry with the world and keeps them all for himself...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #979 on: April 05, 2018, 04:34:18 PM »
It's too explosive. The one time they tried to have it again on the 32nd of August, but it exploded and was never seen again.


Why do birds suddenly appear?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #980 on: April 05, 2018, 04:53:37 PM »
To counteract the effects of their slow disappearance.

How big around is the earth disk that we live on?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #981 on: April 05, 2018, 07:37:12 PM »
1 square kilometer.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #982 on: April 05, 2018, 09:33:05 PM »
Herbal tea, mostly.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #983 on: April 05, 2018, 10:12:50 PM »
There's a reason they call it "herbal". :)

When does wood expire?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #984 on: April 05, 2018, 10:33:29 PM »
Tomorrow.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #985 on: April 05, 2018, 10:35:34 PM »
Milton Keynes, mostly.

(Also, the answer to the wood expiry one is "When it's part of my decking and my foot goes through it." :( (Which reminds me, I need to email my landlord)


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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #986 on: April 05, 2018, 10:38:52 PM »
My dad and I are literally rebuilding his deck. :o

When Luke Skywalker bullseyes them in his T-16 back home because they're not much bigger than 2 meters.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #987 on: April 05, 2018, 10:41:50 PM »
Because today can last forever...

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #988 on: April 05, 2018, 10:45:06 PM »
Boiled football leather.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #989 on: April 05, 2018, 10:47:49 PM »
At half past 10

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