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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1380 on: May 07, 2019, 05:03:09 PM »
I don't give a fig. You'd only eat it anyway.

What is a good honest crubblingdock doing in a frumious place like this?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1381 on: May 13, 2019, 04:33:17 AM »
I think perhaps it got lost, and was drawn in by the enticing frumiousness.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1382 on: May 28, 2019, 10:13:29 PM »
When the seas run dry and the rocks melt in the sun.

What isn't a good honest crubblingdock doing in a frumious place like this?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1383 on: July 04, 2019, 08:29:21 PM »
I heard it is not learning the harpsichord, which is the one thing it should be doing. Deep, grave and serious trouble it has got itself into.

Why don't ants just fly all the time? Surely they would get all of their ant goals done so much faster.
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1384 on: July 05, 2019, 07:00:38 AM »
Because then they'd be flies, and their goals would be fly goals.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1385 on: July 06, 2019, 11:21:35 PM »
No, it's a mudmage.

Is a question really its own answer?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1386 on: July 12, 2019, 04:19:29 PM »
Only after the question has drunk all the vodka necessary to recover from a term of philosophy lectures.

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1387 on: July 12, 2019, 05:42:37 PM »
We have to wait and see which falls over first.

Why isn't Georgian Jamesian instead?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1388 on: July 13, 2019, 06:02:49 PM »
objection m'lord! The question is deemed moderately sensible!

why don't rabbits hatch from eggs?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1389 on: July 13, 2019, 06:53:31 PM »
Rabbits hatch from eggs at easter, as you well know.

Every time I've seen someone buried they have had a smart suit and tie, or their finest dress on. Yet whenever I see zombies in old movies and shows they are right scruffy so and sos. Did directors such as Mr Romero believe that zombies were all tramps?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1390 on: July 13, 2019, 08:02:02 PM »
No, it's because wealthy people can afford stronger coffins, so they're spending the whole movie failing to get out of their heavily built or deeply buried sarcophagi.

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