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Ierne · « **Reply #1530 on:** August 25, 2020, 05:04:46 PM »

chicken nuggets

chicken nuggets: yes or yes?

Jubal · « **Reply #1531 on:** August 25, 2020, 05:22:49 PM »

Cheese.

When is a pub a tearoom?

Ierne · « **Reply #1532 on:** August 25, 2020, 09:25:23 PM »

It's all calculated using complex algorithms based on the ratio of
old people+horse brasses+pints:tourists+hipster decor+cake mysteriously described as 'artisan'

what even is an artisan cake???

Tusky · « **Reply #1533 on:** August 26, 2020, 07:37:55 AM »

It is partisan cake that has shed it's strong views in favour of being an unnecessarily expensive souvenir of gentrification

Wouldn't it be easier to make a pot of tea by putting teabags in the kettle?

Jubal · « **Reply #1534 on:** August 26, 2020, 10:49:16 AM »

No, because then you get arrested by the Tea Heresy Inquisition.

What sort of ballad do I need to sing to someone to get them to reply to their social media messages?

Ierne · « **Reply #1535 on:** March 16, 2021, 10:16:59 PM »

Bohemian rhapsody, of course.

Why do I keep falling off things in Minecraft?

Jubal · « **Reply #1536 on:** March 30, 2021, 09:35:56 AM »

Because you're Othko97.

Why aren't trams all run by angry hamsters?

Ierne · « **Reply #1537 on:** May 13, 2021, 10:43:57 PM »

they are, of course. how did you not know this?

why does the mud stick to my boots when its wet? it's not remotely beneficial to anyone or anything.

Tusky · « **Reply #1538 on:** May 20, 2021, 11:45:08 AM »

Because if it stuck to your face then you wouldn't be able to see anything! So it chooses your footwear instead to be polite.

Am I allowed to listen to podcasts if I don't own an ipod?

Jubal · « **Reply #1539 on:** May 20, 2021, 04:06:28 PM »

You need to own some kind of pod, or something with pod somewhere in the name. I myself have an antipodean podiatrist to make me eligible to listen to podcasts.

Why is my fountain bowl too shallow?

Ierne · « **Reply #1540 on:** May 20, 2021, 07:11:45 PM »

isn't too shallow for the tiny water nymph that lives in it, and she's very offended now.

why have we had snow in May?

Jubal · « **Reply #1541 on:** May 20, 2021, 07:39:59 PM »

There's really snow way to know.

Why won't the empty air hug me back?

Ierne · « **Reply #1542 on:** May 22, 2021, 07:32:21 PM »

it's trying it's best! It's hard to really make an impression when you're just gasseous particles.

why are my cooking skills so inconsistent?

Jubal · « **Reply #1543 on:** May 22, 2021, 10:28:40 PM »

Exploding dice system for crafting rolls.

Why will nobody text me back?

Tusky · « **Reply #1544 on:** June 16, 2021, 09:25:02 AM »

You didn't text enough people yet!

(this question I heard elsewhere but it made me laugh, so thought I would share)

Why don't you see paper weights any more? Is paper heavier these days, or has the average wind speed dropped in the last few years?

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