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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1545 on: June 16, 2021, 11:05:40 AM »
We ran out of paper time!

Why are pans always for frying and not cooking?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1546 on: June 16, 2021, 11:51:05 AM »
They had an attempt at cooking, but the critics panned it.

Parsley, sage, rosemary or thyme?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1547 on: July 04, 2021, 04:29:51 PM »
Celery salt.

the flavour of actual bananas VS the flavour of banana milkshake: what wins?

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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1548 on: July 04, 2021, 11:28:30 PM »
The flavour of as yet unactualised bananas.

Flop or flip?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1549 on: October 23, 2021, 10:00:27 AM »
Definitely flip.

If the New Zealand rugby team perform the haka before a game, why doesn't the England team do a morris dance to intimidate their opponents?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1550 on: March 01, 2022, 09:12:56 AM »
They do, they just do it so quickly nobody is able to observe it.

Why aren't bees drunk more often?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1551 on: April 12, 2022, 12:05:04 PM »
Depends on where you are. In the UK for example, in certain parts of Sussex - bees are drunk with every evening meal on Tuesday. But amazingly in other part of England such as Thornbury or Kidderminster, drinking bees is actually considered cruel!

Do ghosts ever get into fights with each other?
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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer
« Reply #1552 on: May 16, 2022, 10:52:10 PM »
Yes, they get into fights all the time - getting out again, on the other hand, is more of a problem.

Why is pain like the toes of a mole?
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