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Ierne
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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February 11, 2020, 09:42:39 PM »
Fortunately, the substances leaking from the Professor's pipes mingle to form a miraculous new wonder substance that ends global pink candyfloss shortages by producing whipped sugar from thin air
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February 11, 2020, 10:12:36 PM »
Unfortunately, this starts to create global air shortages as it takes a lot of air per unit candyfloss created.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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February 14, 2020, 10:56:30 AM »
Fortunately the sugar rush created in those that eat the candyfloss sends them into a frenzy of productive activity. They plant several fields of new trees that successfully negates the air shortage.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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February 25, 2020, 01:41:01 AM »
Unfortunately, the trees feel Overworked, creating all that air to satisfy humanity's increasing hunger for candyfloss, but the Tree Unions don't agree with their complaint, leading to tensions in the Tree Socialist Party
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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March 08, 2020, 12:25:15 PM »
Fortunately, this tension creates a host of opportunities for the Squirrel Socialist Party, the Woodpecker Nationalist Syndicate and the Leafcutter Ant Workers Consortium. Their prosperity is a boon to the whole forest.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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March 17, 2020, 10:38:43 AM »
Unfortunately, the Woodpecker Nationalist Syndicate become expansionist and start attacking the other woodland factions.
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March 19, 2020, 04:07:25 PM »
Fortunately the other factions had been reading a lot of redwall and animals of farthing wood books, so proved to be effective strategists
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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March 26, 2020, 03:26:30 PM »
Unfortunately they were
too
strong and the woodpeckers were massacred, becoming a critically endangered species.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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March 26, 2020, 08:33:45 PM »
Fortunately the new endangered species act has decreed that any endangered species now rules the territory. The woodpeckers are kings now.
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March 26, 2020, 08:37:07 PM »
Unfortunately, they return and fall yet deeper to their nationalist-expansionist ways and become a brutally oppressive governing minority. Squirrels suffer particularly badly under their rule.
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March 26, 2020, 08:50:45 PM »
Fortunately, the squirrels are really good at dealing with situations that are nuts (I am not ashamed of this pun and I will not take it back)... They revolt using a new technique called the angry squirrel catapult.
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March 27, 2020, 01:08:25 PM »
Unfortunately, angry birds sues them for copyright infringement.
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March 27, 2020, 02:48:38 PM »
Fortunately the birds have no money so the lawyers are forced to take a settlement of a few sacks of pine cones, acorns and assorted leaves and droppings
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March 27, 2020, 05:50:47 PM »
Unfortunately, the birds are unwilling to settle and start a full on bird on squirrel war.
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Re: Fortunately, Unfortunately
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March 29, 2020, 10:06:30 PM »
Fortunately, the Highly Trained Titmouse is brought in as a negotiator, and does remarkably well in encouraging them to reach a peace treaty.
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