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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1095 on: February 10, 2020, 11:39:06 AM »
I retrain my lava people to use carbon neutral flames.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1096 on: February 10, 2020, 12:38:37 PM »
I ban them for flaming with the MIGHTY BANHAMMER OF THOR.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1097 on: February 10, 2020, 12:41:50 PM »
I get Greta on your case about using the MBoT when everybody knows it was made using non ethically sourced materials.

I retake the hill with Acid people.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1098 on: February 10, 2020, 01:08:04 PM »
I pour baking soda on the hill, neutralising your forces :)  :caradilis:

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1099 on: February 10, 2020, 01:13:12 PM »
I regroup with some tornado people. Your powerful powders are powerless to stop them.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1100 on: February 10, 2020, 01:59:40 PM »
I get dwarves to build a shelter inside the hill, where the tornado cannot reach.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1101 on: February 10, 2020, 02:56:25 PM »
I infest the hill with turbo termites. They really hate dwarves.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1102 on: February 10, 2020, 03:20:15 PM »
You come at ME? With TERMITES? In MY HOUSE?
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1103 on: February 10, 2020, 03:27:23 PM »
I am afraid it was your house. I place a field filled with alluring looking termite mounds near the hill which draws away the Pangolins.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1104 on: February 11, 2020, 01:34:53 PM »
I create a PANGOLEM, a giant pangolin statue made of living clay which will not be distracted by the termites, and it conquers the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1105 on: March 08, 2020, 12:32:07 PM »
I employ the band "a flock of seagulls" to train a flock of female seagulls to use anti aircraft and other ordinance. The seagulls are also beflocked with defensive fibres

The flock of seagull's flocked flock of seagull girls attacks with flak, and retake...

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1106 on: March 10, 2020, 12:58:44 PM »
The seagulls roost on the hill, and revert to their natural behaviour, i.e. stealing your fish & chips and bombarding you with their own aerial ordnance. You flee from the hill, pursued by the ever-hungry gulls.

I move in to the unoccupied hill, and install colonies of red pandas and pangolins to demonstrate my peaceable intentions.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1107 on: March 10, 2020, 01:42:30 PM »
I subvert my loyal pangolins as allies to my cause, and they come to you presenting a list of demands among which is that I be given the hill. You are forced to comply because otherwise they would look at you with very little sad faces and make you feel bad.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1108 on: March 11, 2020, 03:18:11 PM »
The red pandas are not subverted, though, so they look at you (and the pangolins) with their little sad faces instead. You decide to relinquish the hill to me.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1109 on: March 17, 2020, 10:36:29 AM »
I introduce sousliks to join the looking-sad war, giving me two species to one in my favour.

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