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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1095 on: February 10, 2020, 11:39:06 AM »
I retrain my lava people to use carbon neutral flames.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1096 on: February 10, 2020, 12:38:37 PM »
I ban them for flaming with the MIGHTY BANHAMMER OF THOR.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1097 on: February 10, 2020, 12:41:50 PM »
I get Greta on your case about using the MBoT when everybody knows it was made using non ethically sourced materials.

I retake the hill with Acid people.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1098 on: February 10, 2020, 01:08:04 PM »
I pour baking soda on the hill, neutralising your forces :)  :caradilis:

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1099 on: February 10, 2020, 01:13:12 PM »
I regroup with some tornado people. Your powerful powders are powerless to stop them.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1100 on: February 10, 2020, 01:59:40 PM »
I get dwarves to build a shelter inside the hill, where the tornado cannot reach.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1101 on: February 10, 2020, 02:56:25 PM »
I infest the hill with turbo termites. They really hate dwarves.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1102 on: February 10, 2020, 03:20:15 PM »
You come at ME? With TERMITES? In MY HOUSE?
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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1103 on: February 10, 2020, 03:27:23 PM »
I am afraid it was your house. I place a field filled with alluring looking termite mounds near the hill which draws away the Pangolins.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1104 on: February 11, 2020, 01:34:53 PM »
I create a PANGOLEM, a giant pangolin statue made of living clay which will not be distracted by the termites, and it conquers the hill.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1105 on: March 08, 2020, 12:32:07 PM »
I employ the band "a flock of seagulls" to train a flock of female seagulls to use anti aircraft and other ordinance. The seagulls are also beflocked with defensive fibres

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1106 on: March 10, 2020, 12:58:44 PM »
The seagulls roost on the hill, and revert to their natural behaviour, i.e. stealing your fish & chips and bombarding you with their own aerial ordnance. You flee from the hill, pursued by the ever-hungry gulls.

I move in to the unoccupied hill, and install colonies of red pandas and pangolins to demonstrate my peaceable intentions.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1107 on: March 10, 2020, 01:42:30 PM »
I subvert my loyal pangolins as allies to my cause, and they come to you presenting a list of demands among which is that I be given the hill. You are forced to comply because otherwise they would look at you with very little sad faces and make you feel bad.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1108 on: March 11, 2020, 03:18:11 PM »
The red pandas are not subverted, though, so they look at you (and the pangolins) with their little sad faces instead. You decide to relinquish the hill to me.

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Re: King of the Hill
« Reply #1109 on: March 17, 2020, 10:36:29 AM »
I introduce sousliks to join the looking-sad war, giving me two species to one in my favour.

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