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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1020 on: April 30, 2018, 10:32:01 AM »
You always have one pound more than you own, but everything you want to buy is still always one pound more than you can afford...

I wish I could do more things at once...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1021 on: May 01, 2018, 07:02:19 AM »
You are an octopus. You can now technically do more things at once.

I wish I could make it stop raining when I wanted
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1022 on: November 24, 2018, 11:53:22 AM »
You can make it stop raining when you want. Everywhere. Permanently.

The world becomes an arid husk and it's all your fault.

I wish I wasn't depressed.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1023 on: November 25, 2018, 07:11:05 AM »
You are suddenly not depressed. You are instead an overly enthusiastic bubbly ball of energy and your hyperactivity is so annoying to people, you are brutally murdered to death. Congratulations, you are now dead and will never be depressed again.

I wish I knew what was going on...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1024 on: November 25, 2018, 11:29:41 AM »
You know everything that is going on. Your brain cannot cope with all the detail and information load of knowing everything about every atom in the universe at once, and so it explodes.

I wish I had a bottle of dandelion and burdock. It is a good drink.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1025 on: November 25, 2018, 05:49:04 PM »
You have a bottle of it, however, it is the only bottle in the universe and none can and will ever be made again, therefore, if you drink it, you will jever be able to have it again...

I wish there was still hope to save the Earth...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1026 on: November 28, 2018, 10:38:48 PM »
You gain HOPE. It has no effect on climate change.

I wish the dog I am sharing this room with was quieter...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1027 on: November 28, 2018, 11:04:54 PM »
(I'm literally a vegetarian for that reason...)

The dog is quiet, because someone shot him with a sawed off shot gun and his blood and organs are sprayed all over your bed...

I wish I was better att dealing with humans...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1028 on: November 29, 2018, 09:24:56 AM »
You are better at dealing with humans - like a card dealer is good at dealing with cards. You now have giant hands allowing you to deal out some humans.

I wish I had the ability to fast forward through work for the next four months.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1029 on: January 17, 2019, 08:11:24 PM »
You fast forward through work, only to find yourself in a meeting where you get asked about what you did - you were doing it so fast that you have no idea, and get fired.

I wish I felt more secure about the future.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1030 on: January 17, 2019, 10:55:56 PM »
You feel very secure about your future, but you loose your free will and have your whole life dictated for you.

I wish I was less tired...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1031 on: January 17, 2019, 11:01:49 PM »
You become less tired. I basically have no way to spoil this, that sounds great. Uhm. You get eaten by a five headed jackal monster with tentacles that only eats lively people. There, that'll do.

I wish I was also less tired.
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« Reply #1032 on: January 18, 2019, 08:20:02 AM »
Bad idea, now you get eaten too...

I wish I knew something to wish for...
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1033 on: January 18, 2019, 12:29:11 PM »
Because you know nothing to wish for, this thread ends. Since this thread would later contain the key to solving the world's greatest problems, you have doomed us all.

I wish I was more focused on work.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #1034 on: January 20, 2019, 11:18:11 PM »
You are so focused on your work, you frget exilian exists and everything here stops running...

I wish I had the ability to save my planet from this parasitic plage of a species crawling around on to of it, calling itself evolved...
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