Spoil a wish

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but your boss is an insufferable jerk and has it in for you.

I wish I had enough time to write my Atheist Bible.

[stormcloud]

you have the time, but it turns out as a useless flop in the fight against irrational superstition
http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/

I wish the antivax movement would all die of whooping chough

[DeepComet5581]

I have no idea who they are, but Granted.

[stormcloud]

anti-vaccination movement, relying on long debunked reports and scare stories they protest against the vaccination of children and don't vaccinate theirs, this allows dangerous illnesses to affect children too young to be vaccinated, and people on immune-suppressants, to be exposed. While measles, mumps, rubella, whooping cough and others are not ususally fatal they still can have massive complications, especially to those mentioned prior

[DeepComet5581]

I hate bastards like those. YOU CAN'T STOP PROGRESSION!!

[stormcloud]

yeap, thanks to them polio could soon be back, yay for crippling, incurable and yet fully preventable diseases

[DeepComet5581]

I wish people would get a f***ing grip on modern times. If the general consensus is that we want to prevent people from losing their ability to do everyday things, then people should accept that instead of fighting it.

The kids of these antivax members must rebel by threatening to get an MMR jab. LOL.

[Goromous]

Granted. All people get a grip on modern times. But you get aids and die.

Damn...


xD

Just playing, nothing personal boyninja :p


I wish I could jump really high.

[Jubal]

You jump so high you collide with an airliner and die.

I wish I didn't have to make a wish here.

[DeepComet5581]

Granted, but everyone makes crap wishes for you which all come true and you find yourself in a bad situation!

I wish for the power to make me invisible.

[stormcloud]

you become invisible, but by shrinking to a size smaller than the wavelength of visible light, you are now a single cell organism

I wish for a good E3

[DeepComet5581]

Granted.

I wish religion would go away.

[stormcloud]

how on earth am I meant to ruin that? that would be the most awesome and world beneficial event ever.
err lets see, it goes away in the manner that everyone dies, no more people, no more religion. yeah that kinda works

I wish boyninja would ruin wishes properly

[DeepComet5581]

I'm sorry, but I also wan't E3 to be good for once.
Glad to see that someone esle is as god-hating as me.
Granted, but my wish spoiling is ruthless and makes you cry.

I wish I could have all of Bill Gates' money.

[stormcloud]

ok, you get all the money of bill gates' the tramp, a total of fifteen thousand pounds
of debt
bill appreciates your kindness, but nothing more, he is a tramp after all, I suppose you could be glad he didn't rape you

I wish for all those older members of exilian to come back and join in the fun

lol going back on this thread http://s9.zetaboards.com/exilian?topic=467632/8/ )