Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263941 times)

CN2 · « **Reply #75 on:** July 26, 2008, 01:29:30 PM »

You get the date you wanted but your driving instuctor suddenly gets 24 hour flu,so you get Mr Grumpy and fail your test

Gen_Glory · « **Reply #76 on:** July 26, 2008, 07:19:05 PM »

weres the wish for me to spoil....

CN2 · « **Reply #77 on:** July 26, 2008, 07:31:54 PM »

Ohh ya...

I wish for england to have better summers

Gen_Glory · « **Reply #78 on:** July 26, 2008, 07:34:29 PM »

it does but then we are flooded with tourists due to spain and places similiar losing good summers and getting ones like england usually does

i wish that Diss wasnt so far away from Bourdeux

stormcloud · « **Reply #79 on:** July 29, 2008, 09:52:10 AM »

it becomes closer, but because the whole world is scaled down to tennis ball size, yay,end of life as we know it
I wish I could be bothered to make a wish

CN2 · « **Reply #80 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:27:41 PM »

You bothered to make that wish but you die of over pushing yourself for the effort (I forgot the word,is it overexert)

I wish I can fly!

comrade_general · « **Reply #81 on:** July 31, 2008, 06:58:51 PM »

you fly too close to the sun and your wax wings melt and you drown in the sea

i wish for unlimited time and resources

stormcloud · « **Reply #82 on:** July 31, 2008, 07:34:59 PM »

you get them, but other people become jelous so you go into hiding, get bored and DESTROY LIFE AS WE KNOW IT (I'm trying to theme mine) so you can rebuild life to suit your needs, it fails, you go into depression and kill yourself

I wish that there where some original games titles rather than the seemingly endless parade of sequels

Gmd · « **Reply #83 on:** August 01, 2008, 11:21:00 AM »

they do as u wish but all these new games have lots of sequels and it starts again!

i wish ducks could talk (i mean quack :lol: ).

CN2 · « **Reply #84 on:** August 01, 2008, 11:46:47 AM »

They start to talk but when you get one fresh from a farm to have for our sunday roast you hear it crying and pleading with the farmer and you commit suicide out of guilt.

I wish for a giant pot of jam that never goes mouldy or out of date

stormcloud · « **Reply #85 on:** August 01, 2008, 03:09:24 PM »

you get it, people then start to fight over the miracle that could end world hunger, after a while the decision goes out to share it, people then start to live off the jam, its sugary goodness causes worldwide tooth decay, meaning that people cant eat anything else, eventually, everybody dies of starvation, and its the END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

had some trouble with that one

I wish I could keep up my apocalyptic spoiling of wishes

Private Clark · « **Reply #86 on:** August 02, 2008, 01:54:03 AM »

You do but then you see Apocalypto (the name is similar) and you die of depression.

I wish for another player to join mafia

CN2 · « **Reply #87 on:** August 02, 2008, 02:04:47 PM »

And you get one (hint hint <_< ) but when the game starts your computer blows up so you cant host,and every computer you touch blows up.

I wish for a nice pair of these B)

stormcloud · « **Reply #88 on:** August 02, 2008, 09:31:56 PM »

you get them, they give you laser eye powers, you cannot control this power and you (yeh you geussed it) END LIFE AS WE KNOW IT

I wish I could swallow an olypic pools worth of spagetti bolegnase in under 0.3 second, without dying

CN2 · « **Reply #89 on:** August 03, 2008, 01:52:47 PM »

Why on earth would you want to do that?!!

Anyways...you do this wonderful deed of eating alot of spagetti but the swimmers have no where to swim now so they come after you and END LIFE AS YOU KNOW IT!

I wish my name was in green

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Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263941 times)

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