Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263940 times)

stormcloud · « **Reply #135 on:** September 05, 2008, 12:47:45 PM »

I get them then in my next battle I get godawful rolls and lose

Horrifiaclly

I wish I could start today again, knowing what happens, so I could pass my driving test

CN2 · « **Reply #136 on:** September 05, 2008, 05:29:12 PM »

yOU START AGAIN BUT BY AVOIDING THE BAD THINGS YOU RUN INTO EVEN WORSE THINGS AND END UP KILLING YOURSELF.

stormcloud · « **Reply #137 on:** September 05, 2008, 06:59:27 PM »

lemme guess your wish is to remeber when you use caps locks

CN2 · « **Reply #138 on:** September 05, 2008, 07:06:20 PM »

Oops again... and Oops again...

I wish for a better french class.

Andalus · « **Reply #139 on:** September 09, 2008, 06:23:27 PM »

Your French class becomes so utterly amazing that you are chucked out of it for not being good enough.

I wish my toe didn't hurt any more

[Ingrown toenail - ouch!]

Jubal · « **Reply #140 on:** September 09, 2008, 06:36:34 PM »

Yur toe hurts no more. Unfortunately, that's because I cut your foot off with a battleaxe (your ankle now hurts quite a bit more than your toe ever did).

I wish I was more clever.

CN2 · « **Reply #141 on:** September 09, 2008, 07:08:37 PM »

You get to clever for your brain and it blows up leaving you a mindless zombie who does the dishes for KFC.

Wow what a bad fate...

I wish for more practical work in P.D

stormcloud · « **Reply #142 on:** September 09, 2008, 11:32:44 PM »

you get it, but in the wrong PD you get it in paedophile distraction :lol:

errm, I wish my homeplanet would stop being attacked so I can actually go explore further into the galaxy on spore

CN2 · « **Reply #143 on:** September 13, 2008, 01:27:39 PM »

er, :blink:

Andalus · « **Reply #144 on:** September 14, 2008, 12:47:48 AM »

Your homeplanet stops getting attacked, but this is only because it has been completely obliterated, apart from a tiny chunk on which you are standing. The attacks also destroyed the entire rest of the universe, planets and stars. You are now the only being in existence, drifting on a piece of rock. Have fun.

I wish I had never been never born

(Try spoiling that one!)

CN2 · « **Reply #145 on:** September 14, 2008, 03:01:46 PM »

You were not born so you didnt post a wish so you get banned from the forum for not being real :blink:

I wish my printer worked

stormcloud · « **Reply #146 on:** September 14, 2008, 07:44:06 PM »

It does, but converts all print jobs to Nazi propaganda and when you read it you turn into the new Hitler, and cause WW3 that (all together now) ENDS THE WORLD

I wish our kittens weren't so terrified of being handled

Gmd · « **Reply #147 on:** September 15, 2008, 07:18:11 PM »

your kittens become easy to handle but go mental and start attacking you

i wish i was a duck!

(ruin that 1 lol!)

Son of the King · « **Reply #148 on:** September 15, 2008, 07:32:33 PM »

You become a duck but get eaten by a fox

.

I wish that I hadn't accidentally deleted outlook express from my comp...

Gmd · « **Reply #149 on:** September 15, 2008, 07:37:21 PM »

you get outlook back but it has a viruse had destoys yor comp

i wish i dont get eaten by a fox!

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Author Topic: Spoil a wish (Read 263940 times)