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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #840 on: January 12, 2014, 03:21:41 PM »
You finish your mod in the midst of a flash flood. You are swept away before you manage to release it. And then you die. Painfully.

I wish the takeaway near my hoose was open.

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #841 on: January 12, 2014, 04:13:24 PM »
It does. Unfortunately it's the one near your future house, a retirement villa you will one day move into in southern Belgium, and so has no effect on your current life whatsoever.

I wish my room was a more pleasant temperature.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #842 on: January 14, 2014, 05:35:06 PM »
Someone has blown up your room.
Now,there is no need to worry about the temperature.


I wish I could visit Rome.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #843 on: January 14, 2014, 05:41:16 PM »
You visit Rome on the day it was sacked by the Vandals and are killed in the attack. I hope you're happy.

I wish I could magically turn banana skins back into uneaten bananas.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #844 on: January 19, 2014, 05:44:25 PM »
Your wish is granted! But you never specified the state the bananas will be. Do you prefer green or rotten bananas?

I wish I could wake up before 11 o'clock. Oh, and being able to actually get up in less than an hour later of waking up.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #845 on: January 19, 2014, 06:31:18 PM »
You can now never sleep, excepting for one minute a night between 11:59:30 and 00:00:30. You will die of exhaustion in a matter of days.

I wish I knew more about this subject.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #846 on: January 24, 2014, 10:25:32 AM »
You do, but you know too much and your brain blows up.

I wish for ARMADILLO!!
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #847 on: January 25, 2014, 06:28:40 PM »
A giant armadillo comes. You have displeased him so he orders your eternal torment.

I wish I could play guitar well.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #848 on: January 25, 2014, 10:16:01 PM »
Your wish is granted but as you shred the guitar the guitar strings shred your finger tips.

I wish to draw well.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #849 on: January 26, 2014, 05:29:25 PM »
You draw well. Lots of wells in fact. You can't draw anything else, just wells.

I want more time.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #850 on: January 27, 2014, 12:22:57 AM »
I give you a watch that doesn't work.

I wish for a bomb.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #851 on: January 27, 2014, 10:49:34 AM »
You get one, it blows you up.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #852 on: January 27, 2014, 11:16:50 AM »
I give you The Magic Pudding! But he runs away before you can take a bite and now you dedicate your life to finding the pudding. (Roughly the story of The Magic Pudding)

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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #853 on: January 31, 2014, 12:13:20 PM »
You get gigabytes of data, all of which turns out to be multiple translations of War and Peace in a variety of unknown and barely translatable languages.

I wish I was getting more work done.
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Re: Spoil a wish
« Reply #854 on: January 31, 2014, 12:42:09 PM »
You work so much that you can't stop, ever. You work until you die, which isn't very long because the excessive working kills you.

I wish for doge!
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