Spoil a wish

[Pentagathus]

You finish your mod in the midst of a flash flood. You are swept away before you manage to release it. And then you die. Painfully.

I wish the takeaway near my hoose was open.

[Jubal]

It does. Unfortunately it's the one near your future house, a retirement villa you will one day move into in southern Belgium, and so has no effect on your current life whatsoever.

I wish my room was a more pleasant temperature.

[Skull]

Someone has blown up your room.
Now,there is no need to worry about the temperature.


I wish I could visit Rome.

[Jubal]

You visit Rome on the day it was sacked by the Vandals and are killed in the attack. I hope you're happy.

I wish I could magically turn banana skins back into uneaten bananas.

[debux]

Your wish is granted! But you never specified the state the bananas will be. Do you prefer green or rotten bananas?

I wish I could wake up before 11 o'clock. Oh, and being able to actually get up in less than an hour later of waking up.

[Jubal]

You can now never sleep, excepting for one minute a night between 11:59:30 and 00:00:30. You will die of exhaustion in a matter of days.

I wish I knew more about this subject.

[Cuddly Khan]

You do, but you know too much and your brain blows up.

I wish for ARMADILLO!!

[Jubal]

A giant armadillo comes. You have displeased him so he orders your eternal torment.

I wish I could play guitar well.

[Cuddly Khan]

Your wish is granted but as you shred the guitar the guitar strings shred your finger tips.

I wish to draw well.

[Jubal]

You draw well. Lots of wells in fact. You can't draw anything else, just wells.

I want more time.

[Cuddly Khan]

I give you a watch that doesn't work.

I wish for a bomb.

[Jubal]

You get one, it blows you up.

I wish for unlimited rice pudding.

[Cuddly Khan]

I give you The Magic Pudding! But he runs away before you can take a bite and now you dedicate your life to finding the pudding. (Roughly the story of The Magic Pudding)

I wish for gigabytes!

[Jubal]

You get gigabytes of data, all of which turns out to be multiple translations of War and Peace in a variety of unknown and barely translatable languages.

I wish I was getting more work done.

[Cuddly Khan]

You work so much that you can't stop, ever. You work until you die, which isn't very long because the excessive working kills you.

I wish for doge!