Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[comrade_general]

To eat man.

Is dog food better with milk or just dry?

[Caradìlis]

I like it crunchy and it soaks too quickly in milk...

What is a dictionary?

[vulcanology]

Word book you can add a word to just by saying it enough that they accept it as part of the language. Wild.

Are my impulse purchases on Amazon a good or a bad thing?

[Caradìlis]

They're great, the economy loves people like you...

Why do I have to get up?

[Tusky]

You don't have to. But you do have to get down.


Is it true that if you say "lady in red" into a mirror 3 times then Chris de Burgh appears behind you and grants you 2 wishes?

[Caradìlis]

No, but if you sing it in front of me, you will die and it will look like an accident...

Am I paying attention in class?

[Tusky]

No.


Who would win in a fight between a table, a jockey, some rain and the concept of unease

[Caradìlis]

The rain. Water is patient and water always wins...

Why is blood red?

[vulcanology]

All that food colouring you eat.

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Caradìlis]

Let me refer you back to Jubal's answer from when I asked that question...

Both are featured in an oft-repeated nonsense question.

Where is my life?

[Tusky]

Wherever you last saw it. On the side, maybe?

All I ever hear these days is that my file has been "saved to the cloud" or my profile is "in the cloud". How do clouds store information?

[Caradìlis]

The same way they store rain...

Why?

[Jubal]

Elephant. SHREWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Why not?

[Caradìlis]

Because I'm tired and I can't anymore.

What for?

[Jubal]

Wallaby-spittooning contests.

Whyfore hast thy visage like unto that of a guanaco become?