Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

[Caradìlis]

Because Shakespeare wanted it that way and he's the boss...

Why can't I stop laughing?

[Tusky]

You must have either heard the world's most hilarious joke, or have become mad. I will opt for the first one since the the other will be a worrying and sad development.

How can the tin man in the wizard of oz function without a brain?

[Caradìlis]

(we're all mad here )

Same way most humans apparently do...

What colour is blue?

[Tusky]

Orange.

If you are what you eat, what are you? (next poster)

[Caradìlis]

Nothing apparently... Thanks for pushing my ego...

Why does green exist?

[Jubal]

Because I need to get a colour scheme from somewhere

When did blue stop being black?

[Caradìlis]

When she decided to drag herself out of that depression, because no one else was going to do it...

Why is there a suitcase on my wardrobe?

[Tusky]

Because there isn't a suitcase under your wardrobe.

We often use the metaphor of "burying your head in the sand" to mean you are avoiding your problems. When a ostrich buries it's head in the sand, what problems is it hiding from?

[Caradìlis]

Humans. When in doubt, it's safest to assume they are the root of the problem...

Am I hungry, or is my stomach just being generally grumpy?

[comrade_general]

You just have really bad gas.

What happens before things happen next at the current time?

[Caradìlis]

Generally things that are either frightening, confusing, or both - is what I have found...

Why?

[comrade_general]

Exactly.

How?

[Caradìlis]

Don't look at me, I didn't do anything...

What exactly just happened?

[comrade_general]

The penguins started flapping and the planet spun backwards for exactly 0.2838947354 seconds.

Are facts true?

[Caradìlis]

Yes.

Is there life?